Best Cat Jokes

1. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
2. How do cat owners know their cat has a good influence on their life? Their cats motivate them to remain paw-sitive in every situation.
3. What did the cat say when she got stuck in the hole? Help meow-t.
4. What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs.
5. What do you call a cat that lives at the beach? Sandy claws.
6. What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans? Puss ‘n’ Toots.
7. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
8. What do you get if you cross a cat and a squid? An octopuss.
9. What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania.
10. Before a cat fight, what is usually said? Hold my purrse.
11. Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? Let us prey.
12. Did you hear about that cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens
13. Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas? She was a sher-paw.
14. Did you hear about the cat who drank five bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
15. Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane? She let the cat out of the bag.
16. How did one cat break up with another? She said, We’re hisstory
17. How did the cat comic know he was funny? The audience was meow-ling with laughter.
18. How did the mom cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.
19. How do cats get over a fight? They hiss and make up.
20. How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement
21. How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up
22. How does a cat sing scales? Do-re-mew
23. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
24. I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare… Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
25. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
26. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
27. In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest? When it's raining cats and dogs
28. Is it very bad luck to see a black cat? That depends if you’re a mouse or a human.
29. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cat Cat who? Cat me outside, how bout dat?
30. She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.
31. Someone made a joke about my three-legged cat. Major faux paw.
32. There are ten cats on a boat. One jumps off, how many are left? None, they were all copy cats.
33. What animals can you not trust? Big cats Because some are cheetahs, and some are always lion
34. What did one cat say while her friend was complaining? Tail me about it.
35. What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
36. What did the cats do when they realized they had a bad plan? They decided to (cat)nip it in the bud.
37. What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
38. What did the kitten have at their birthday party? A pounce house.
39. What did the mom and dad cat say about their wedding day? It was unfurrgetable
40. What did the mom cat say about her intuition? I just had a strong feline.
41. What did the sick cat say? I feel clawful
42. What do cats call a big pile of laundry? A meowtain to climb.
43. What do cats call a nice dinner? A fancy feast.
44. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies
45. What do cats look for in a significant other? A great purrsonality.
46. What do cats quote from the movie Bridesmaids? Help me, I’m paw
47. What do cats use to make coffee? A purr-colator
48. What do polite cats say when they’re in the way? Paw-don me I’m furry sorry.
49. What do you call a cat who became a doctor? A first-aid kitten.
50. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew
51. What do you call a feline with a short haircut? A bob cat, of course
52. What do you call a flying cat? Im-paws-sible.
53. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater
54. What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A terrified postman
55. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
56. What does a choir of cats like to sing? Do-Re-Mew.
57. What does the cat say after making a joke? Just kitten
58. What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Let us prey.
59. What is a cat's favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic
60. What is a cat’s favorite car? The Cat-illac.
61. What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic
62. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
63. What is a French cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
64. What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee
65. What made the cat upgrade his phone? He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.
66. What normally happens when kitties go on a first date? They hiss.
67. What song do kittens always request at dances? Mice Mice Baby.
68. What sports do cats play? Hairball
69. What type of cat works for the Red Cross? A first aid cat
70. What types of cats purr the best? Purrr-sians
71. What was that cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby
72. What was the kitten bowling league called? Alley Cats.
73. What's a cat's favorite cereal? Mice Krispies.
74. What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple
75. What's a cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse
76. What's a cat's favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch
77. What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping
78. What's a cat's favorite sport? Hairball.
79. What's a cat's favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory
80. What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
81. What's a kitten's fave way to shop? By cat-alogue.
82. What's a kitten's favorite kind of sticker? Scratch and sniff.
83. What's another name for a cat's house? A scratch pad
84. What's it called when all the treats are gone? A cat-astrophe.
85. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the TV remote? Paws.
86. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the tv remote? The paws button.
87. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch
88. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
89. What’s a kitten’s fave way to shop? By cat-alogue.
90. What’s a kitten’s favorite kind of sticker? Scratch and sniff.
91. What’s another name for a cat’s house? A scratch pad
92. What’s it called when all the treats are gone? A cat-astrophe.
93. When a cat doesn't want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? See ya litter
94. When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call? A tabby.
95. Where do cats always fly out of when they travel? Kitty Hawk
96. Where do cats enjoy spending a family day?
97. Where do cats enjoy spending a family day? The mew-seum.
98. Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Claws
99. Why are cats bad at making decisions? They become so purrplexed.
100. Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine lives
101. Why are cats great singers? Because they're very mewsical
102. Why are kittens actually excellent bosses? They have great littership.
103. Why did some cat friends go to the mall? There was a buy-one-get-one-furry deal.
104. Why did the cat avoid eating lemons? They made him a sour-puss.
105. Why did the cat eat the lemons? He was a sourpuss
106. Why did the cat have to go to an accountant? They got caught up in a purramid scheme.
107. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine
108. Why did the cat wear a top hat? Beclaws he was feline sassy
109. Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic
110. Why did the kitty get an A on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.
111. Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked? She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.
112. Why do cats hate laptops? They don't have a mouse.
113. Why do cats make horrible DJs? They always paws the tunes.
114. Why do cats make terrible storytellers? They only have one tail.
115. Why don’t you want to play Monopoly with a cat? They tend to be cheetahs.
116. Why is it hard to trust cats? They have many tall tails.
117. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
118. Why was the animal lover so untrustworthy? She kept letting the cat out of the bag
119. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark
120. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse
121. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd
122. Why was the teenage cat sent to his room? He was in a bad meowd.
123. Cats can be purrtentious at times.
124. Do your own thing. Don’t be a copycat.
125. Don’t purrtend you don’t like cats
126. Don’t worry. Be tabby.
127. Enjoy every meowment.
128. Feed me right meow
129. Feline fur-end.
130. Fur real
131. Fur-get about it
132. Here and meow.
133. How do French cats say thank you? Meow-ci beaucoup.
134. How do you like me meow?
135. I can tell you have a secret it’s kitten all over your face
136. I loaf you
137. I love my cat the meowst.
138. I love you, meow and forever.
139. I think we should get meow-rried someday.
140. I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
141. I’m a total cat purrson.
142. I’m a VIP Very Impawtant Puss
143. I’m feline fine.
144. I’m pro-cat-stinating.
145. I’m very pawsessive of my cat.
146. I’ve got my thinking cat on.
147. If cats could drive, they’d drive Fur-raris.
148. It was meant to be it was kitten in the stars.
149. It’s a cat-astrophe
150. It’s just a fur-mality.
151. It’s meow or never.
152. It’s paw-ssible
153. Just hear meowt
154. Keep up the meow-mentum.
155. Let me tell you a tail.
156. Let’s pawty
157. Meow you doin’?
158. Meow you’re talking
159. Meow-zel tov
160. My cat can’t read, per se. But he is totally litter-ate.
161. My cat does not like small spaces. I think he may be clawstrophobic.
162. My cat has quite the purr-sonality
163. My cat hates to work. She always does the bare mew-nimum.
164. My cat’s got a great purr-sonality.
165. My favorite Broadway Meow-sical is Cats
166. Nothing’s impawsible for this cat
167. Oh, paw-lease
168. Paint my pawtrait.
169. Paw-fect
170. Pawdon me
171. Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
172. Purrhaps
173. Scratch that
174. She’s got cat-itude
175. Simply ap-paw-ling
176. Stay paws-itive
177. Stop fighting Hiss and make up.
178. Stop stressing meowt
179. That’s a bit radi-claw.
180. That’s a-meow-zing.
181. That’s claw-fully funny
182. That’s just paw-ful
183. That’s simply clawful
184. Truly paw-some
185. Un-fur-tunately, I’ll be unable to attend.
186. Wait a meowment
187. What color do cats love the most? Purrple.
188. What did the cat say after making a joke? Just kitten
189. What did the gym coach say to the cat? Have you paid your annual fleas?
190. What did the husband cat say to his wife on their special day? Happy anni-fur-sery
191. What did the senior cat say to the kitten when she saw him slouching? You need to pay more attention to your pawsture.
192. What do cats like to draw? Self pawtraits.
193. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone.
194. What do you call a cat in a station wagon? A car-pet
195. What do you call a cat that plays the piano? A meowsician.
196. What do you call a group of cats who love bowling? The Purrfect Strikers
197. What do you call a swimming feline? A catfish.
198. What do you call it when a cat is super-stylish? Haute-cat-ture.
199. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
200. What does a cat have that no other animal has? Kittens.
201. What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
202. What is a cat’s favorite discount? Buy one, get one furry.
203. What is a cat’s favorite historical site? The Egyptian purramids.
204. What is a cat’s favorite kind of art? Self paw-traits.
205. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
206. What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
207. What is a well-read cat’s favorite book? Of Mice and Men.
208. What is every cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby.
209. What kind of kitten works at the hospital? A first-aid kit.
210. What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
211. What title does a cat go by in the kitchen? The Whisker.
212. What would a cat say if you stepped on its tail? Me-OW
213. What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
214. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse
215. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
216. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hair ball.
217. What’s a cat’s favorite sports car? A Furrari.
218. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory
219. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of its clause.
220. Where do cats write down their notes? On scratch paper
221. Which days of the week do cats love the most? Furrdays and Caturdays.
222. Whisker me away
223. Why are cats bad storytellers? They only have one tail
224. Why are cats excellent bosses? They have great littership skills.
225. Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering.
226. Why did the cat police officers search the kitten’s house? He had probable claws.
227. Why did the cat run away from the tree? It was scared of its bark.
228. Why did the cats ask for a piano? They wanted to make mewsic.
229. Why did the dog let the cat sleep in his dog bed? The cat had a claws in his contract.
230. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives.
231. Why do cats have minty breath? The use mousewash.
232. Why do cats like to lie on computers? To keep an eye on the mouse.
233. Why don’t cats ever say YOLO? They have nine lives.
234. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
235. Will you meowy me?
236. You look meow-velous
237. You’ll go down in hiss-story.

Birthday Puns

1. Another birthday already? You’re kitten me
2. Another birthday? Not pawsible
3. Birthday presents? Meow you’re talking
4. Can I purrsuade you to celebrate my birthday with me?
5. Celebrating mew right meow
6. Don’t be late for the paw-ty
7. Don’t paws up this opportunity to party
8. Everything is pawsible as you turn another year older.
9. Happy birthday to mew
10. Happy birthday to one cool cat.
11. Have a cat-tastic birthday
12. Have a paw-some birthday
13. Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday
14. Have a purrfect day.
15. Hope your birthday is meow-gical.
16. I won’t paws up the opportunity to paw-ty.
17. I’d never furr-get your birthday
18. I’m furr-tunate to help celebrate this special day.
19. Is this party furr real?
20. It’s my paw-ty, and I’ll meow if I want to.
21. Last year is hiss-tory, let’s get ready to tear up next year
22. Let’s celebrate with meow-tinis
23. Let’s dance to the mew-sic
24. Let’s get this paw-ty started.
25. Let’s take a paws to sing happy birthday.
26. Let’s take birthday pawtraits
27. Meow is the time to party
28. Paw-ty people in the house
29. Thanks furr all the birthday wishes.
30. That’s a claw-fully nice gift
31. That’s a pawesome birthday cake that I can’t wait to get my claws into.
32. This party has me feline fine.
33. Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started
34. What a furrtastic party
35. Wishing you a paw-some birthday
36. You’re how old? You’ve got to be kitten me.

Christmas Puns

1. All I want fur Christmas is you
2. Christmas Tails
3. Feliz Navicat
4. Fur-osty the Snowman
5. Have a Furry Merry Christmas and a Happy Meow Year
6. It’s beginning to look a lot like Catmas.
7. It’s the meow-st wonder-fur time of the year
8. Kiss me under the meow-stle toe.
9. Meow-ry Christmas
10. Merry Hiss-mass
11. Santa Claws is coming to town.
12. Thanks fur the memories.
13. This one’s on the naughty list this year, so no purr-esents.
14. Walking in a Whisker Wonderland.
15. Wishing you all a purr-fect Christmas

Food Puns

1. Avocatto (avocado)
2. Baked purrtato (baked potato)
3. Biscatti (biscotti)
4. Cappurrcino (cappuccino)
5. Catpuccino (cappuccino)
6. Focattia (focaccia)
7. Hampurrger (hamburger)
8. Marsh-meow-low (marshmallow)
9. Meowtini (martini; shaken, not purred, of course)
10. Pawpcorn (popcorn)
11. Pawsta (pasta)
12. Purrito (burrito)
13. Purrseco (prosecco)
14. Tempurra (tempura)
15. Water-meow-on (watermelon)

Halloween Puns

1. Cat O’Lantern
2. Grim Reapurr
3. Halloween is meow-gical
4. Happy Meowloween
5. Hope that your Halloween is purr-fect
6. How do cats prepare for Halloween? They carve purr-mpkins.
7. I have a bat catitude
8. I have a spooky tail to tell
9. I’m feline spooky right meow
10. Lucipurr is purr evil
11. My cat is pawssessed
12. Nosfuratu and Count Catula were the most famous vampurrs.
13. This freaks meow-t
14. What do you call it when a witches black cat falls off a broomstick? A catastrophe
15. When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you’re a mouse
16. Your Halloween paw-ty is paw-some
17. Zombie Apawcalypse

Kids Puns

1. How do cats resolve an argument? They hiss and make up.
2. What do cats have to do in the morning? Read the mews-paper.
3. What was the cat's favorite subject in school? Hisss-tory.
4. Why didn’t the cat eat the lemon? He didn’t want to be a sour-puss.
5. How does a cat decide what he wants from the store? He flips through the cat-alog.
6. What do cats look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? A great purr-sonality.
7. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain.
8. What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
9. What’s it called when all the cat treats are gone? A cat-astrophe.
10. Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat? He can’t stop pushing the paws button.
11. Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke? He took it purr-sonally.
12. Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room? He had a bad cat-ttitude.
13. How did the lazy kittens do on their school project? The bare mewnimum.
14. I’m just kitten around.
15. What is every kitten’s favorite movie? The Little Purrmaid.
16. You’ve got to be kitten me right meow.
17. Meow are you doing?
18. Now wait a meowment …

Cat Names

1. Anjelicat Huston
2. Ben Catfleck
3. Billy Bobtail Thornton
4. Bing Clawsby
5. Brad Kitt
6. Butch Catsidy
7. Cat Damon
8. Cat Efron
9. Catalie Portman
10. Catniss Everdeen
11. Catpurrnicus
12. Catti LaBelle
13. Catty Bates
14. Chuck Pawris
15. Cindy Clawford
16. Claude Meownet
17. Clawdia Schiffer
18. Cleocatra
19. Colin Furrth
20. Corporal Licks
21. Dolly Purrton
22. Edgar Allen Paw
23. Elvis Pussley
24. Feline Dion
25. Fleas Witherspoon
26. Florence and the Meowchine
27. Furgie
28. Furnando Alonso
29. Furrdinand Marcos
30. Genghis Kat
31. H.P. Lovecat
32. Hairy Styles
33. Hannibal Lickter
34. Harrison Furred
35. Harry Pawter
36. Hisston Churchill
37. Inigo Monpawya
38. James Pawnd
39. Jennifurr Catiston
40. Jimmy Feline
41. JK Meowling
42. John Catams
43. Jude Paw
44. Julius Catsar
45. Katy Purry
46. Leonardo DiCatrio
47. Mad Catter
48. Marcus Pawrelius
49. Margaret Scratcher
50. Mariah Hairy
51. Marie Purrie
52. Martin Luther Kitten Jr.
53. Matthew Purry
54. Meowcauley Culkin
55. Meowly Cyrus
56. mewlia Earhart
57. Mewlius Caesar
58. Mewoses
59. Napawleon
60. Nelly Furtado
61. Oedipuss
62. Opurrah Winfrey
63. Paw Anderson
64. Paw Dameron
65. Paw McCatney
66. Pawl Wesley
67. Pawtrick Dempsey
68. Picatso
69. Puma Purrman
70. RuPaw
71. Sir Isaac Mewton
72. Tim Purrton
73. Tom Pawyer
74. Veronicat
75. Will Furrell
76. William Claw-less
77. William Howard Cat
78. William Shakespaw/William Shakespurr
79. Wolfgang Amadeus Meowzart
80. Cat Benatar
81. Catniss
82. Catpernicus
83. Kitty Purry
84. Notorious C.A.T.
85. William Shakespaw

One-Liners

1. A cat that eats lemons is a sour puss.
2. I just found out something really cool. Taco cat spelled backward is taco cat.
3. I saw a big cat wearing a very flamboyant hat and cape the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.
4. I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat but I would be lion.
5. My cat is asking me for a bird to eat even though I feather already.
6. My cat was standing on my phone and i swear it was asking if I could hear it meow.
7. The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
8. The cutest ion with a positive charge is a cation.
9. The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn’t want to be involved in a catfight.
10. Yesterday I was charged a million dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.

Cat Puns

1. Any minute meow
2. Beclaws I said so
3. Best furiends furever.
4. Cat Puns and Jokes
5. Clawsome
6. All kitten aside, cat puns are the best puns.
7. Am I an obsessive cat person? That’s certainly a paw-sibility.
8. Another cat joke? That’s hiss-terical.
9. Can I paw-lease have that cat?
10. Cat lovers sure know how to stay pawsitive.
11. Do you want to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten.
12. Don’t fur-get to buy more catnip.
13. Don’t make me call claw-enforcement.
14. Good meow-ning
15. Happy Caturday
16. Happy Purr-thday
17. Have a mice day.
18. Have we met? You look paw-fully furmiliar
19. How can you tell when someone really loves cats? When they put cats be-fur anyone else.
20. How claw-some is my cat? She’s my best friend.
21. How claw-some is this cat food?
22. How did the cat type his name on the comouter? He typed A Tab B
23. How do you know a cat is agitated? He’s having a hissy fit.
24. How do you mail a cat? Use fur-class mail.
25. How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can.
26. I assure you. My cat is purr-fect.
27. I don’t play sports, but I am cathletic.
28. I may be at a bar away from my cat, but I’m drinking a meow-tini.
29. I need to take a paws after that request.
30. I’m feline great.
31. I’m feline sad. I need my cat to make me feel better.
32. I’m in paw-session of a wonderful kitten.
33. I’m so fur-tunate to be a cat owner.
34. I’m so fur-tunate to have such a great cat
35. I’ve got felines for you
36. Isn’t my kitty cat purr-ty?
37. It ain't easy being this purrfect
38. It was a total cat-astrophe.
39. It’s my cat’s birthday Time to purr-ty
40. It’s time for me to tell you a tail about my feline friend.
41. Just changed the litter box. That was a cat–astrophe
42. Kitty cat? Purr-haps we can cuddle later.
43. Leave my cat alone in the house? I’ve never done that be-fur.
44. Live long and pawsper
45. Look at that meowntain of cat toys.
46. Looking good, feline good
47. Me? Adopt another cat? That’s a paw-sibility.
48. Meow and furever.
49. My cat has high-class taste. She wants a Furr-ari.
50. My cat is extremely purr-suasive. She can get me to do anything.
51. My cat is my best fur-end.
52. My cat is very fur-midable opponent.
53. My cat loves baseball Take meowt to the ball game.
54. My cat will go down in hiss-tory as the best cat ever.
55. My cat’s skills are radi-claw
56. My kitten has some serious cattitude.
57. Now wait just meow-ment, you want me to stop taking pictures of my cat?
58. Of all the animal lovers out there, I love my cat the meowst.
59. One thing is for sure: I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
60. Paw-don me. Do you like cats?
61. Paws for thought
62. People who don’t like cats are just claw-ful.
63. Press paws and live in the meow.
64. Purr-cisely
65. Purrfect
66. She’s an aristo-cat.
67. She’s got a bad cattitude.
68. She’s very purr-suasive.
69. So fur, so good
70. That alley cat has a great purrsonality.
71. That is one cool cat purr-se.
72. That’s hiss-terical
73. That’s just claw-full.
74. The cat got confused. She was purr-plexed.
75. The weekly shopping list of a typical cat includes: avocatto, biscatti, cappurrcino, focattia, marsh-meow-low, pawpcorn, pawsta, purrito, purrseco, tempurra, and water-meow-on.
76. There’s no doubt about it. Dogs are definitely in-fur-ior to cats.
77. There’s no doubt about it. My cat is my best fur-end.
78. This guy says he doesn’t like cats. Better call in claw enforcement.
79. Those two cats seem to really love each other. They should get meow-ied.
80. Time to snuggle up with my furry friend in our paw-jamas
81. We’re not kitten around here.
82. What animals are the best pets? Cats, because they are purr-fect.
83. What did the cat have for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
84. What did the cat on the smart phone say? Can you hear meow?
85. What did the cat say to the fish? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
86. What did the cat say when it was confused? I’m purr-plexed.
87. What did the mouse say when the cat grabbed his tail? That’s the end of me.
88. What did you call the cat next door 800,000 years ago? A neighbor-toothed tiger.
89. What do black cats drink in the afternoon? Kit-tea.
90. What do black cats wear on Halloween night? Paw-jamas.
91. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? Have a mice-cream cone.
92. What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper.
93. What do you call a cat in love? A smitten kitten.
94. What do you call a cat on ice? One cool cat.
95. What do you call a cat teacher? A purrfessor.
96. What do you call a cat that eats lemons? A sour puss.
97. What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? A purrpatrator.
98. What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots.
99. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
100. What do you call a floating cat? a bobcat.
101. What do you call a photo taken by a cat? A paw-trait.
102. What do you call it when a witch’s black cat falls off a broomstick? A catastrophe.
103. What do you get when you cross a big cat and a sloth? A slow leopard.
104. What game did the cat like to play with the mouse? Catch.
105. What is a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
106. What is a cat’s favorite day of the week? Cat-urday.
107. What is a cat’s favorite season? Pawtumn.
108. What kind of car does a cat drive? A Furrari.
109. What self-help book should a cat read? How to be a Good Mousekeeper.
110. What should you ask someone to do when they are rude to cats? You ask them to a-paw-logize.
111. What should you say to your cat when you leave the house? Have a mice day.
112. What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat? That you’re on a wild Goose chase.
113. What song does a cat like best? Three blind mice.
114. What was the Cat In the Hat doing on the toilet? Thing one and thing two.
115. What word do millennial cats love? Litter-ally.
116. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
117. What’s a cat’s favourite kind of show? A meowsical.
118. What’s the best medicine for cat allergies? An anti-hisstamine.
119. What’s the worst kind of cat? A cat-astrophe.
120. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs.
121. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store.
122. Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives.
123. Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
124. Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? Because it littered.
125. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive.
126. Why do cats go to school? So that they can become litter-ate
127. Why do kittens not have many friends? They have a lot of cat-titude.
128. Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
129. Why is this cat so small? Because it only drinks condensed milk
130. Why was the cat so agitated? He was in a bad mewd.
131. Why was the poor man shaking a cat? To see if there was any money in the kitty.
132. With the right catitude, anything is pawsible
133. You look fur-miliar. I must have seen you at the cat cafe.
134. You love cats, too? That’s paw-some
135. You've just got to stay paw-sitive
136. You’re a cat lover, too? I’m going to whisker you away
137. You’re a fur-midable opponent.
138. You’re a glamourpuss.
139. You’re fur-midable.
140. You’re purrfect just the way you are
141. You’re the cat’s pawjamas
142. You’ve got a great purr-sonality.

Cat Songs, Books, Movies

1. Cat-atouille
2. Caturday Night Fever
3. Catzilla
4. Downtown Tabby
5. Feline Groovy
6. Good Meowning Vietnam
7. Harry Catter and the Paw-cerer’s Stone
8. Hocus Paw-cus
9. Les Meowserables
10. Meowby Dick
11. Meowsery
12. Mission Impawsible
13. Pawcahontas
14. Pawlp Fiction
15. Pawltergeist
16. Pawrence of Arabia
17. Paws
18. Purranormal Cativity
19. Purrcy Jackson
20. Purrfect Days
21. Purride and Purrejudice
22. Romeow & Juliet
23. Star Paws
24. The Catterpurry Tales
25. The Devil Wears Paw-da
26. The Exor-hiss
27. The Great Catsby
28. The Little Purrmaid
29. The Purr-ge
30. The Sound of Meowsic
31. The Tell-tail Heart
32. The Tex-hiss Chain-Paw Meows-acre