Silly Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between you and me, so please open up
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alec. Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alice. Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let's make some noise
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbeque chicken is my favorite.
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's just me.
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Oh, forget it. It's pointless
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you're too young
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Carl. Carl who? A Carl get you there faster than a bike.
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Control Freak. Contro- OK, now you say control freak who?
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? No cow says mooooooo
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I'm dwowning
14. Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Go to the front door and find out
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? IvanIvana who? Ivana tell you this great knock knock joke.
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? June. June who? June know how long I've been knocking out here?
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you're not strong
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money, please.
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea.
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is — there ain't no more
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and let me in
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tat. Tat who? I've always thought you'd look good with an anchor on your arm.
26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Waffle. Waffle who? Stop waffling around and open the door.
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing today?
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water-way to answer the door. Water you doing today?
30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yogurt. Yogurt who? Yogurt to love my jokes.

Adult Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey really have to do this every time I knock?
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Hobbit. Hobbit who? Hey Hobbit a raise, boss?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Meeting. Meeting who? I don't know. Who are you meeting?
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Tennessee. Tennessee who? You're the only ten I see.
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing in my house?
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store?
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby just stung me, ouch
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Abe. Abe who? Abe-C-D-E
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me.
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use.
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, we're late
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I like almonds.
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?
14. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone have an extra pencil?
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? Francis. Francis who? Franc-is my favorite country.
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? IvannIvanna who? Ivanna hold your hand.
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Launch. Launch who? Launch is my favorite meal.
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for yourself, I'm busy.
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door.
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business.
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive knock-knock jokes
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? S'more. S'more who? S'more jokes on the way.
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?
26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? SiSia who? Sia later
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head.
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? YettYetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Awe, I miss you too.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew later, babe.
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound cuckoo
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Disguise. Disguise who? Is disguise (this guy) really your boyfriend?
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Feline. Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fur. Fur who? Fur you, anything
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Gus. Gus who? Gus how old I am today
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some water
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door?
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you in there
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Heart. Heart who? It's heart to hear Can you talk louder?
14. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's I love. I love who? I love you, too
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's IdIda who? Ida love to be your new friend.
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Mickey Mickey who? Mickey doesn't work Can you just let me through?
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Olive. Olive who? Aw, olive you, too
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's YatYata who? Yata know me by now
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who?. Just in the neighborhood, thought I would stop by.
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oslo. Oslo who? Oslo down, what's the hurry?
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you like bad jokes
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?. W-H-O.
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who. Turnip this song It is my favorite
26. Knock, knock. Who's there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Adam. Adam who? Adam my way, I'm coming in
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today
30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture
31. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Sounds like you have a cold
32. Knock, knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming
33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there's no point
34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out now?
35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts
36. Knock, knock. Who's there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?
37. Knock, knock. Who's there? Control freak. Con— OK, now you say, Control freak who?
38. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub already. I'm drowning
39. Knock, knock. Who's there? Four Eggs. Four Eggs who? Four Eggs ample.
40. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's CommComma who? Comma little bit closer, and I'll tell you.
41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in, or I'll climb through the window
42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I'll tell you
43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business
44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help opening the door
45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can spend the night?
46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel…that's why I knocked
47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nun. Nun who? Nunya business
48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pass the Pizza we're hungry.
49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Plato. Plato who? Plato fish and chips please.
50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry, I've got to go to the bathroom.
51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ray D. Ray D. who? Ray D or not, here I come
52. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tonight
53. Knock, knock. Who's there? Someone too short to reach the doorbell
54. Knock, knock. Who's there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention
55. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? I'll see you in court
56. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize Happy birthday
57. Knock, knock. Who's there? TeresTeresa who? Teresa are green
58. Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, it's quiet in here.
59. Knock, knock. Who's there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your dad coming home?
60. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes?
61. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now

Food Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Al. Al who? Al being seeing you in Detroit
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can open the door?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? BananBanana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? BananBanana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben hoping I can come in
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open or what?
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, cargo beep beep
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you're chewing
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cookie. Cookie who? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food.
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dijiri. Dijiri who? (Makes spitting sound like a didgeridoo)
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, OK?
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo
14. Knock, knock. Who's there? GoudGouda who? Gouda knock-knock jokes, don't you think?
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know?
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? Don't you even know who you are?
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am who is knocking. Who are you?
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? IdIda who? It's pronounced Idaho, and the state capital is Boise
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? KangKanga who? Actually, it's Kangaroo.
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? LindLinda who? Linda hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you finish
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Opportunity doesn't knock twice
26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and open the door, I'm hungry
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Is Sarah phone I could use?
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks
30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some. Some who? Maybe someday you'll recognize me
31. Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O
32. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sweden. Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken
33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces
34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want
35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you're going?

Clever Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who. Oh never mind it's pointless.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don't look like a shoe
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I'm bored
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrie Carrie who? Carrie on with your camping.
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Colleen Colleen who? Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream sodIce cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pira- ARGHHHHHHHH
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Soup-er man.
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? YYa who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

Animal Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Inter—You've got a broken leg
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting sloth. Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth.
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it's cold out here
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel (no bell), that's why I keep knocking
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhonda. Rhonda who? Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I'll come in
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sham. Sham who? Oh, you've been to SeaWorld too

Name Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alien. Alien who? Alien—wait, how many aliens do you know?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? I have a hard time believing you're really a shoe.
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can do better
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don't cry
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cabbage. Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
14. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Champ. Champ who? Sure, but don't forget conditioner.
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Double. Double who? W
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock-knock joke for you
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine, Hawaii you?
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Horsp. Horsp who? Did you just say, horse poo?
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? IvIva who? I've a sore hand from knocking
26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth
30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice?
31. Knock, knock. Who's there? KenyKenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
32. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we'll break down the door
33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up
34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke outside and you'll see
35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to all, and to all a good night
36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?
37. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got lost; open up
38. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mongo. Mongo who? Mongolia
39. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later
40. Knock, knock. Who's there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you
41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Odysseus. Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw
42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Are you a pig or an owl?
43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Quiche. Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Reed. Reed who? Redo? OK. Knock, knock.
45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino every knock-knock joke there is
46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you an email last week and I'm still waiting for a response
47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who
48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Taco. Taco who? Taco to you later. It's taking too long for you to open the door
49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tiss. Tiss who? A tiss-who is for blowing your nose.
50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Utah. Utah who? U-talking to me?
51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running

Best Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go BEEP BEEP
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do
5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Worm Worm who? Worm in here, isn't it?
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let's go out.
8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, that pan is hot
9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?. Why are you crying?
10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or what?
12. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
13. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
14. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?
15. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'll take a peanut if you have one
16. Knock, knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Close your mouth while you're eating
17. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, a cow says Mooooo
19. Knock, knock. Who's there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock, knock.
20. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dish is the coldest winter ever.
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police Open up
22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police. Open the door
23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking
24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut panic. this is just a joke.
26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.
27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold outside
28. Knock, knock. Who's there? I love doctor. I love doctor who? OMG Me, too
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?
30. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Fax. Fax who? It's fax-inating that you don't remember me
31. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Iran. It's Iran who? Please Iran all the way over here to tell you this
32. Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the Police. Police who? Police stop with these terrible knock knock jokes.
33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for breakfast
34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kelp. Kelp who? Kelp me I'm floating away
35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I'll tell you
36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you
37. Knock, knock. Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.
38. Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*
39. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nuisance. Nuisance who? What's new since yesterday?
40. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta salt to me, please
42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pee. Pee who? Pee-yew.
43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, put in your mailbox.
44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in
45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they're going to die
48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? What are you, an owl?
49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you just open the door already?
50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Willie. Willie who? Willie carve a funny face in his pumpkin?
51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wool. Wool who? Wool you grab me a sweater? It's getting cold outside
52. Knock, knock. Who's there? WWa who? What are you so excited about?
53. Knock, knock. Who's there? Yah. Yah who? No, I prefer google.
54. Knock, knock. Who's there? YYa Who? Wow, I'm excited to see you too.
55. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny you should ask.
56. Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella, it's raining.
57. Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter hurry and let them in
58. Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FB…We're asking the questions here.
59. Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and answer the door
60. Knock, knock. Who's there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone
61. Knock, knock. Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
62. Knock, knock. Who's there? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA
63. Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.
64. Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? A door is between me and you, open up
65. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alex. Luke who? Alex plain later, just open the door
66. Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any spiders at the campsite?
67. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies in there? It smells delicious
68. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry
69. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh—MOO
70. Knock, knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas
71. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I'll tell you another joke
72. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nicholas. Nicholas who? A Nicholas not much money these days.
73. Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
74. Knock, knock. Who's there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
75. Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe
76. Knock, knock. Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
77. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a nice girl.
78. Knock, knock. Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out
79. Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, you look-eth tired
80. Knock, knock. Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
81. Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
82. Knock, knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You don't know who you are?
83. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR
84. Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over
85. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out.
86. Knock, knock. Who's there? Rain. Rain who? You're not going to tell me to go away and come again another day?
87. Knock, knock. Who's there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish