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223+ Best Cheese Jokes: A Deliciously Cheesy Compilation

Are you a cheese lover looking for some cheesy humor? Look no further! We've compiled the best cheese jokes to make you smile, laugh, and maybe even cringe a little. From classic puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are bound to brighten your day.

Cheese Puns

  1. Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
  2. Anything you can do, I can do feta.
  3. Cheese Louise!
  4. Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.
  5. Did you hear the cheesy weather forecast? Rain with light Bries.
  6. Do you want to hear a cheesy joke? Nevermind, it's no gouda.
  7. Gouda luck!
  8. Gouda take the good with the bad.
  9. He's a real munster.
  10. How did the cheese runner lose the race? He tripped on the final curdle.
  11. In queso emergency…
  12. Kick it to the curd!
  13. Praise Cheeses!
  14. Set your mind at cheese.
  15. Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
  16. Take it cheesy.
  17. What classical music does cheese love? Mozart-ella.
  18. What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class? I dis a brie.
  19. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie.
  20. What did the cheese say to the therapist? I camembert it any longer.
  21. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? You make me melt.
  22. What do you call a cheese's enemy? His arch nemeswiss.
  23. What do you say to someone who is trying to steal your cheese? This is nacho cheese.
  24. What does a cheese shout at slasher movie? Look out, the killer's brie-hind you.
  25. What happened after the cheese factory exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
  26. What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown.
  27. What is a cheese diet? Eating curds and weigh.
  28. What is cheese without a cracker? Crackalackin.
  29. What is cheese's favorite pasta? Feta-cine.
  30. What kind of music does cheese listen to? R'n'brie.
  31. What pickup line works on cheese? This might sound cheesy, but I think you're really grate.
  32. What's a cheese's favorite holiday? Halloumi-ween.
  33. What's a cheese's favorite TV channel?The Brie Brie C.
  34. What's the fanciest cheese hotel? The Stilton.
  35. When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda be true.
  36. Where did the cheese go on vacation? The Golden Grate Bridge.
  37. Which cheese does the pope like most? Swiss cheese, it's holey.
  38. Who cares if you're alone-y, just eat some macaroni.
  39. Who is the smartest cheese? Cheese Whiz.
  40. Who were the first cheese lovers ever? Edam and Eve
  41. Why did the cheese start lifting weights at the gym? To get shredded.
  42. Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar? His pick-up line was too cheesy.
  43. Why didn't the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.
  44. Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us.
  45. You think you're feta than me?

Nacho Cheese

  1. Don't touch! They're nachos.
  2. Nacho average person.
  3. Nacho problem.
  4. This is nacho thing.

One-Liners

  1. A girl had an addiction to cheddar cheese but it was only mild.
  2. A good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder is to ask 'is it brie you're looking for?'.
  3. A guy opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese. It's a hole business strategy.
  4. I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.
  5. If Cinderella made pizzas for a living, would she be called Mozzarella?
  6. It's getting kind of serious with a cheese lover when they tell you they are pretty fondue you.
  7. Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese. It was G-rated.
  8. My wife spent years perfecting macaroni and cheese from the box. It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
  9. This might sound so cheesy, but I think you are really grate.
  10. When mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a small beach house together its called cottage cheese.

Birthday Jokes

  1. Don't be blue, you're not old, you're just mature.
  2. Happ-brie Birthday
  3. I hope you have a Gouda day
  4. Three cheese for your birthday!
  5. You've aged better than cheese and wine.

Brie Jokes

  1. Do you brie-lieve in magic?
  2. Have a brie-lliant birthday!
  3. Hello, is it brie you're looking for?
  4. Hoping today is as nice as can brie.
  5. I beg to disabrie.
  6. Let it brie.
  7. Let's agree to disabrie.
  8. Let's brie friends forever.
  9. My favorite kind of music is R&Brie.
  10. Please brie mine.
  11. To brie or not to brie.
  12. Wait for me. I'll brie back.
  13. Where would I brie without you?!
  14. Would you brie mine?
  15. You brie long with me.
  16. You will always brie a part of me.

Christmas Jokes

  1. Enjoy the Christmas festivi-cheese.
  2. Happ-brie Christmas
  3. Hope your cheesmas is a cracker
  4. I chose your gift very Caerphilly
  5. Little baby cheesus

Flirty Jokes

  1. Edam you're looking fine.
  2. Edammmm, you're looking fine
  3. Hey, you're looking sharp.
  4. I Camembert to be with you
  5. I had fondue you think we can do this again?
  6. I love holding hands, when your parmesan mine
  7. I would be so provolone without you.
  8. I'm really fondue you.
  9. I've Stiltons of love for you
  10. We're so much better to Cheddar
  11. You are looking mozzare-hella good.
  12. You are so grate.
  13. You're my Roquefort ever.

Gouda Jokes

  1. Gouda luck on your studies!
  2. It's a gouda sign.
  3. It's really gouda to have you here.
  4. Life's so gouda.
  5. Talk to you later. I gouda go.

Mac and Cheese Jokes

  1. I once told a joke about macaroni. It was pretty cheesy.
  2. It's impastable not to love macaroni and cheese
  3. Me to my mac and cheese: I am so glad I fondu you.
  4. Me to my spicy mac and cheese bowl: Just in queso you didn't know, I really love you.
  5. This may be cheesy, but I think mac and cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner is really grate.

Best Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted? How dairy.
  2. What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
  3. What did the ball of mozzarella say as it was getting shredded? I'm falling to pizzas.
  4. What did the man say when someone threw dough, tomato sauce, and cheese at him? You wanna pizza me?
  5. What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning? Halloumi.
  6. What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door? I'd like to talk to you about Cheesus.
  7. What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.
  8. What kind of cheese to beavers eat? Edam.
  9. A guy drove past me in his car and threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought to myself That's mature!
  10. A kid threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought 'that's not mature'
  11. Did you buy a lot of cheese today? Yes, I bought a Tunworth!
  12. Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? There was de brie everywhere!
  13. Did you hear about the man who painted his wife? He Double Gloucester!
  14. Do you know why Christmas in Cheeseland is considered to be the cheesiest time of the year? Because it is the time of the year when cheese-us was born.
  15. How did the cheese ghost scare the crackers? It was hiding brie-hind the container.
  16. How did the cheese paint his wife? He double Gloucester.
  17. How does cheese get curly hair? It gets a perm-esean
  18. How much cheese did the Gordon family buy for the holidays? A Tunworth.
  19. I wanted cottage with my meal.
  20. So I ordered from the a la curd menu!
  21. What cheese can you disguise a small horse with? Mascapone.
  22. What cheese can you use to clean your teeth? Dental schloss
  23. What cheese did the basketball player eat before his big game? Swish cheese.
  24. What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with? Camembert.
  25. What costume does cheese wear on Halloween? It dresses up like a muenster
  26. What d'you say to get rid of an old French cheese? It's Tomme to go.
  27. What dance does cheese do on Halloween? The Munster Mash
  28. What did cheddar say to Gouda? I need to asiago you a question.
  29. What did I do with my cheese handkerchief? I bleu my nose!
  30. What did Mr Cheese say to the shop assistant when she selected the wrong size dress for his wife? That won't Feta!
  31. What did one cheese say to cheer the other up? You're a gouda friend, it's gonna brie ok.
  32. What did one cheese say to the other? I'm quite fondue you.
  33. What did the block of cheese say to the taco? Let's shred light on the matter.
  34. What did the cheddar say when he tried on a blazer? I look sharp!
  35. What did the cheese do with a Kleenex? It bleu its nose.
  36. What did the cheese say in the haunted house? I gotta get out of here, I'm lac-ghost intolerant.
  37. What did the cheese say to cheer their friend on? I brie-lieve in you!
  38. What did the cheese say to her boyfriend? We look gouda to-feta.
  39. What did the cheese say to his boss when he quit? I'm leaving this place! I'm feta up!
  40. What did the cheese say to its doctor? Help me doc! I Camembert the pain any longer!
  41. What did the cheese say to the sales clerk when she brought her the wrong size? This dress doesn't feta.
  42. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
  43. What did the detective cheese say to the suspect cheese? I smell something swiss-picious.
  44. What did the detective say to the suspected cheese thief? I believe you've been up to no gouda.
  45. What did the man say when someone threw dough, tomato sauce, and cheese at him? You wanna pizza me?!
  46. What did the person say when they ate too much cheese? My clothes won't feta.
  47. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant!
  48. What did the queen say when someone through cheese at her? …….How Dairy
  49. What did the teenage cheese yell at its parents? Leave me provolone!
  50. What do cheese markers dance to on Halloween? The Muenster mash!
  51. What do cheese salesmen say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
  52. What do they shout out at Pantomimes? He's Brie-hind you!
  53. What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East? Cheeses of Nazareth.
  54. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
  55. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla
  56. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
  57. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese
  58. What do you call hawks made of cheese? Curds of prey.
  59. What do you do to make a mouse smile? Say cheese!
  60. What do you say when you have cheese but no crackers? I'm cracklackin!
  61. What does a cheese alcoholic call for? Morbier!
  62. What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesy credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
  63. What does cheese ask for at the pub? Morbier!
  64. What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.
  65. What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda!
  66. What does cheese shout at slasher movies? Look out! The killer's brie-hind you!
  67. What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
  68. What happened to Moira at the cheese and wine party? She got Schloss-ed.
  69. What is a lion's favourite cheese? Roarquefort
  70. What is Jay Z's favourite cheese? Brieonce
  71. What is Tom Hanks' favorite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
  72. What is your favorite sushi condiment? Wasabrie.
  73. What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
  74. What kind of music does cheese like? Roquefort 'n' Roll
  75. What kind of weather is extra cheesy? Partly cloudy with a light bries.
  76. What made the cheese tasting date so special? It was a sunny day with cool bries.
  77. What music do cheese lovers listen to? R n Brie
  78. What other kind of music does cheese listen to? R'n'brie
  79. What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam.
  80. What would be a Cornish pirate's favourite cheese? Yarrrrrrg. (S Humprery)
  81. What's a pirate's favourite cheese? CheddAaaaaarrrrrrgh!
  82. What's the best cheese to tempt a bear out of the woods? Camembert
  83. What's a Pirates favourite cheese? Chedd-AAR.
  84. What's Mickey's favorite cheese? Mouse-erella
  85. What's the cheesiest line in Shakespeare? To brie, or not to brie, that is the question!
  86. What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm.
  87. When can't you see a cheese? When it's pasteurised.
  88. When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
  89. When should you keep an eye on your cheese? When it's up to no Gouda!
  90. Where's the cheese grater? Some say Italy, others say France. Depends on what you like.
  91. Which cheese is a cannibal's favorite? Limburger
  92. Which cheese is an alcoholic? Livarot.
  93. Which cheese is the smartest? Cheese Whiz.
  94. Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
  95. Why can't you make clothes out of cheese? Because fromage frays!
  96. Why did cheddar think the cottage cheese went bad? It curdled.
  97. Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese? Because he won the Grand Brie!
  98. Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone? Because the Roquefort back.
  99. Why did the cheese refuse to be cut? He had grater plans for his life.
  100. Why did the cheese turn down the offer? It sounded to gouda to be true
  101. Why did the chicken cross the road made of cheese? He wanted to feta to the other side.
  102. Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his Stilton. (C Trial)
  103. Why did the French washed rind jump off a bridge? He couldn't take it any Langres. (A Jacob)
  104. Why did the Greek woman stop eating cheese? Because she was getting Feta and Feta.
  105. Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the Big Cheese.
  106. Why did they smother the burrito in cheese sauce? It was the best queso scenario.
  107. Why does cheese look sane? Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
  108. Why does everyone love mozzarella? It's cheesygoing.
  109. Why does the Swiss cheese have holes? Because it wants to keep it light.
  110. Why was the cheese sent to his room? He needed to mature.
  111. Why was the cheesemonger lopsided? He only had one Stilton.

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