Corny Sports Jokes

1. How do cyclists train for their sport? Recycling.
2. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? Mistletoes.
3. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
4. What do skateboards and magicians have in common? They both do tricks.
5. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match
6. Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.
7. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
8. Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
9. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball

Short Jokes

1. Did you hear about the tree who watched a scary movie? It was petrified.
2. Did you hear the sausage joke? It's the wurst.
3. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
4. How should you serve smart burgers? On honor rolls.
5. I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
6. Not all math puns are bad, just sum.
7. What causes dry skin? Towels.
8. What did one flower say to the other? Hi bud.
9. What do you call a guy who's always writing out checks? Bill.
10. What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky.
11. What do you call an indecisive bug? A may-bee.
12. What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.
13. What does a house wear? Address.
14. What kind of band can't play music? A rubber-band.
15. What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers.
16. What kind of teeth do deer have? Buck teeth.
17. What should you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc.
18. What shouldn't trust stairs? They're always up to something.
19. Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
20. Why is six scared? Because seven ate nine.
21. Why should you avoid trees? They can be shady.

Jokes for Kids

1. Did you hear about the spaghetti in disguise? It's an impasta.
2. Did you read the book about anti-gravity? You can't put it down.
3. How do Eskimos repair broken dishes? With igloo.
4. How do you make a hotdog stand? Take away its chair.
5. What did Benjamin Franklin say after discovering electricity? I'm shocked
6. What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me.
7. What did the earthquake say after it was over? Sorry, my fault
8. What did the ocean say to the sad seaweed? Sea kelp.
9. What do sea monsters eat for dinner? Fish and ships.
10. What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July? A fire-quacker.
11. What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
12. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? Nacho cheese.
13. What kind of shoes do breadsticks wear? Loafers.
14. What's the best way to catch a school of fish? With bookworms.
15. Where does Wonder Woman go shopping? At the supermarket.
16. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
17. Why can't noses be longer than 12 inches? Because they'd be a foot.
18. Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.
19. Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
20. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt crumby.
21. Why did the queen go to the dentist? To get crowns on her teeth.

Adult Jokes

1. Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? It had reptile dysfunction.
2. Did you hear about the coffee robbery? It got mugged.
3. Did you hear about the deer who won the lottery? It got a million bucks.
4. Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
5. Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers.
6. Did you hear about the girl who cut off the left side of her body? She's all right.
7. Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's in the ER waiting to be seen.
8. Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be a gold prospector? It didn't pan out.
9. Did you hear about the homicidal oatmeal? It's a cereal killer.
10. Did you hear about the Italian cook who had an accident? He pasta way.
11. Did you hear about the man paranoid about picnics? He's a basket case.
12. How did the dragon get bronchitis? It smoked knights.
13. How do you know when a clown breaks wind? Something smells funny.
14. How do you know when a pepper is mad? It gets jalapeño face.
15. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
16. What did the computer say at the end of a long day? I gotta crash.
17. What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own anesthetic? Knock yourself out
18. What did the grape say to the wine after they broke up? I'm crushed.
19. What did the quilt saying after falling off the bed? Oh, sheet
20. What did the therapist say to the man wearing see-through shorts? I can clearly see you're nuts.
21. What do you call a pig on a hot day? Bakin.'
22. What do you call it when you can't take off your bra? A booby trap.
23. What happens when you eat aluminum foil? You sheet metal.
24. What kind of award do you give dentist of the year? A little plaque.
25. What's the bad thing about birthdays? Too many will kill you.
26. Why can't anyone write a good drinking song? They can't get past the first few bars.
27. Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean's bottom.
28. Why did the nurse keep a red pen handy? In case she had to draw blood.
29. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
30. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
31. Why don't animals play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
32. Why shouldn't you marry a calendar? Its days are numbered.

Animal Jokes

1. How did the black cats end their fight? They hissed and made up.
2. How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.
3. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card.
4. What chain can you eat? A food chain.
5. What did one horse say to the other at the dance? You mustang-o with me.
6. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
7. What did the horse say after it tripped? Help I've fallen and I can't giddyup
8. What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle's back? Wheeee
9. What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
10. What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
11. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
12. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator.
13. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
14. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A walkie talkie.
15. What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A sour puss.
16. What is a knight's favorite fish? Swordfish.
17. What kind of footwear do frogs prefer? Open-toed.
18. Why are frogs happy? They eat whatever bugs them
19. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
20. Why can't you play hockey with pigs? They always hog the puck.
21. Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little hoarse.
22. Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker? It was craving a well-balanced meal.
23. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
24. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
25. Why don't big cats play poker in the safari? Too many cheetahs.

Best Corny Jokes

1. A C, an Eb, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, We don't serve minors in here.
2. A guy strikes up a conversation with a lumberjack that he meets in a bar.
3. A man took his date to a zoo. They were disappointed to find that it only contained one animal: a dog. It was a shitzu.
4. A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
5. And if those are dirty, they just wear a paranormal trousers.
6. And why was the frog at the bus station? His car got toad.
7. Can February march? No, but April may.
8. Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded? All that was left was de Brie.
9. Did you hear about the cow that got lost in the mountains? The steaks have never been higher.
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mom woke him up.
11. Did you hear I'm reading a book about anti-gravity? It's impossible to put down.
12. First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, converse, discuss, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, gossip or natter about Thesaurus Club.
13. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
14. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints.
15. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
16. How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
17. How does a squid go into battle? Well-armed.
18. How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
19. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles
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21. I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying, Ooh, I love how smooth it is.
22. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
23. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs
24. I met some chess players in a hotel lobby. They kept bragging about how good they were.
25. I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
26. I remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said, Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?
27. I said, Why would I want two empty glasses?
28. I saved up money for months to buy a limited-edition thesaurus. But when I opened it, all the pages were blank
29. I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.
30. I was eating at a restaurant when the waiter came to my table and said, I see your glass is empty, would you like another one?
31. I went to a great wedding the other week. It was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
32. I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was AMAZING.
33. I've got a joke about a tortilla but I think it might be a little too corny.
34. It was chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
35. It's not appropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
36. Justice is a dish best served cold. Because if it was served warm, it would be justwater.
37. So that when they return to port, then can Scandinavian.
38. The doctor's chart said my blood was type-A, but that was a type-O.
39. Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke, joooooooooooooke.
40. What beans never grow? Jelly beans.
41. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
42. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here... I'm gonna go on ahead.
43. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots.
44. What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his bum.
45. What did the corn say after stubbing his toe? Aw, shuck
46. What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.
47. What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.
48. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall in the river? Dam
49. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go ahead.
50. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing — it just waved
51. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
52. What did the shoes say to the pants? What's up britches?
53. What did the shy pebble say? I wish I was a little boulder.
54. What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
55. What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.
56. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
57. What do we want? Low-flying airplanes When do we want them? NeeeeeOOOooowwwww
58. What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satisfactory.
59. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
60. What do you call a group of singing sheep? A baaaaacapella group.
61. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe
62. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
63. What do you call a man named David without an ID? Dav.
64. What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator.
65. What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
66. What do you call a singing computer? Adele.
67. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
68. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic.
69. What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees
70. What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
71. What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta
72. What do you call Irish furniture? Patty O'Furniture.
73. What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
74. What do you call the Children of the Corn's father? Pop corn.
75. What do you do if you see a fireman? Put it out, man.
76. What do you do when you see a space man? Ya park man.
77. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.
78. What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship? The entire crew was marooned.
79. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
80. What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila Mockingbird
81. What kind of bow is never crossed? A rainbow.
82. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
83. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.
84. What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves
85. What's a pepper that won't leave you alone? Jalapeño business.
86. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
87. What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
88. What's green, fuzzy, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.
89. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
90. What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty
91. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy, the other's a little lighter.
92. What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
93. When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked.
94. When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
95. Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies.
96. Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby because he's just a little Bigger.
97. Why aren't koalas considered bears? Because they have too many koalifications
98. Why aren't vampires ever invited to parties? They suck the life out of everyone.
99. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.
100. Why can't you use beef as a password? It's not stroganoff.
101. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
102. Why did Mozart sell his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach
103. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
104. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
105. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
106. Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well.
107. Why did the picture go to jail? The picture was framed.
108. Why did the scarecrow get a raise? Because he was outstanding in his field.
109. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left
110. Why did the stoplight turn red? Because it was embarrassed to be changing in the middle of the street
111. Why do elephants hide in cherry trees? Well have you ever found an elephant in a cherry tree?
112. Why do fish live in salt water?
113. Why do golfers wear two pairs of shorts? Just in case they get a hole in one
114. Why do melons have big weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
115. Why do mice have such small balls? Because so few of them know how to dance.
116. Why do scuba divers always fall backward out of the boat? If they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
117. Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
118. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
119. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C.
120. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle.
121. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
122. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
123. Why is the grass so dangerous? It's full of blades.
124. Why was the mermaid wearing seashells? She grew out of her b-shells.
125. Why was the tomato embarrassed? Because it saw the salad dressing.
126. Why wouldn't the young crab share his toys? He was feeling shellfish.
127. Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.
128. A book fell on my head. I only have my-shelf to blame.
129. How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
130. How do trains listen? With their engine-ears.
131. How do you put a spaceship to sleep? You rocket.
132. How does a train eat? It choo-choos.
133. What did one egg say to the other? You crack me up.
134. What did the envelope say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places.
135. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
136. What do you call a hat for your leg? Kneecap.
137. What do you call an automobile filled with water? A car-pool.
138. What do you need to cook an alligator? A croc-pot.
139. What goes up and down but never moves? Stairs.
140. What's a cucumber's favorite sport? Pickleball.
141. What's a zucchini's favorite sport? Squash.
142. Why can't you borrow money from elves? They're always short.
143. Why did the bank robber wash his clothes before escaping? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
144. Why did the girl jump up and down before pouring her juice? The carton said to Shake well before drinking.
145. Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.
146. Why do ghosts ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
147. Why don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
148. Why don't leopards play hide-and-seek? They're always spotted.
149. Why shouldn't you use a dull pencil? Because it's pointless.

Corny Food Jokes

1. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, Sorry, we don't serve food here.
2. After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it
3. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender said, Sorry, we don't serve breakfast.
4. Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir? Shopper: No, just leave it in the carton
5. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
6. How do you make an egg laugh? Crack it up.
7. How do you turn soup into jewelry? Add 24 carrots.
8. How many apples grow on trees? All of them
9. I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
10. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was having trouble using chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
11. What do you call a shoe made of banana peels? Slippers.
12. What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear.
13. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business.
14. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
15. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
16. When should you go at red and stop at green? When eating a watermelon.
17. Why did the baby strawberry cry? His parents were in a jam.
18. Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long
19. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
20. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
21. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel
22. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

Best Corny Jokes

1. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.
2. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, Why the long face?
3. A termite walks into the bar and asks, Is the bar tender here?
4. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He's all right now.
5. Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.
6. Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
7. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it
8. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it.
9. Geology rocks, but geography's where it's at.
10. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
11. How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
12. How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Poke her face.
13. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
14. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
15. How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
16. How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
17. How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
18. I always wanted to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
19. I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer.
20. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
21. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
22. I just flew into town and my arms are so tired.
23. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
24. I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
25. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
26. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
27. I'm on a seafood diet: When I see food, I eat it.
28. If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
29. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
30. If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
31. Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
32. Knock knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so please open up.
33. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm only joking
34. Knock knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? BananBanana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door.
37. Knock, knock. Who's there? IdIda who? I think it's pronounced Idaho.
38. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
39. Never buy anything with Velcro. It's a total rip-off.
40. One of the cows didn't produce milk today. It was an udder failure.
41. The future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Things got a little tense.
42. The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
43. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.
44. What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come
45. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
46. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
47. What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
48. What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.
49. What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
50. What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
51. What did the elevator say when it sneezed? I think I'm coming down with something.
52. What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
53. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
54. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
55. What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between you and me, something smells.
56. What did the snail riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeeee
57. What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
58. What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
59. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
60. What do horses say when they fall? Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
61. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
62. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe.
63. What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
64. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
65. What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
66. What do you call a ghost's sweetheart? A ghoul-friend.
67. What do you call a man that irons clothes? Iron Man.
68. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
69. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
70. What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
71. What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? A boa constructor.
72. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
73. What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc.
74. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
75. What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
76. What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.
77. What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
78. What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
79. What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every day.
80. What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
81. What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.
82. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
83. What kind of shoes do robbers wear? Sneakers.
84. What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
85. What runs but never goes anywhere? A refrigerator.
86. What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.
87. What's that restaurant on the moon like? It doesn't have atmosphere.
88. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter.
89. Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.
90. Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
91. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
92. Why are elephants wrinkly? You can't iron them.
93. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
94. Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
95. Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
96. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
97. Why can't you trust duck doctors? They're all quacks.
98. Why couldn't the pony talk? Because she was just a little hoarse.
99. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crumby.
100. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
101. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
102. Why did the kid stock up on yeast? He wanted to make some dough.
103. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
104. Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
105. Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
106. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
107. Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
108. Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
109. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
110. Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.
111. Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
112. Why don't we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.
113. Why don't you buy things with Velcro? It's a rip-off.
114. Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? He's a fungi.
115. Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
116. Why wouldn't the poppy seed leave the casino? He was on a roll.
117. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his snack? He was shellfish.