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461+ Best Easter Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through the Holiday Season

Easter is a time to celebrate and indulge in good food, family time, and traditions. One of the most enjoyable ways to spread the cheer is through laughter. And what better way to do that than with some hilarious Easter jokes? Why Did the Easter Egg Hide? Laughter is one of the best medicines, and Easter is no exception. Telling jokes on Easter can bring families and friends together, creating a joyful atmosphere. Jokes can also serve as a way to break the ice and relieve tension. So, why not incorporate some good humor into your Easter celebrations?

Dad Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the Easter bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail.
  2. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator.
  3. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter egg…. but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  4. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.
  5. What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball.

Easter Eggs

  1. A chicken and an Easter egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, Which of you is first?
  2. Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt? It was hosted by the dust bunny.
  3. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  4. How does the family like their eggs on Easter? Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
  5. If a rooster laid an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down? Neither—roosters don't lay eggs!
  6. What day do Easter eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
  7. What did the mom Easter egg say to the baby? You're eggs-tra special.
  8. What do Easter chicks have to do before they can become hens? Pass their eggs-ams.
  9. What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
  10. What do you call mischievous Easter eggs? Deviled eggs.
  11. What happens if you tell a joke to an Easter egg? It cracks up.
  12. What happens when you tell an egg a joke? They crack up.
  13. What's a sleeping egg called? Eggs-hausted!
  14. What's an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
  15. Where do you find Easter eggs? From an eggplant!
  16. Where’s the best place to learn about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.
  17. Which day of the week do Easter eggs like the least? Fry-day.
  18. Why can't we be late on Easter? Because there are no eggs-cuses!
  19. Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he's an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
  20. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
  21. Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
  22. Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
  23. Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they’d break.
  24. Why do people paint Easter eggs? It’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.
  25. Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it's easier than wallpaper.
  26. Why do you need an Easter egg hunting license? Because no poaching is allowed.
  27. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-day.
  28. What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yokes today?
  29. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
  30. What do you call a zen egg? An ommmmmmelette.
  31. What type of stories do Easter eggs like to tell their children? Yolk tales.
  32. Why did the Easter bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs.
  33. Why should you never tell a joke to an Easter egg? It might crack up.

Best Easter Jokes

  1. Christmas comes before Easter in one place only—where is it? The dictionary!
  2. How can you get ready to eat Easter candy? Lots of eggs-ercise!
  3. How can you speed up buying Easter dinner groceries? Use the eggs-press lane!
  4. How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the gray hares.
  5. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
  6. How do you get the Easter bunny to stay past Sunday? Simply raise its celery.
  7. How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
  8. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen the Easter Bunny with glasses?!
  9. How do you send an Easter letter? By hare mail!
  10. How many chocolate bunnies can you put in an empty basket? Only one because after that, it's not empty!
  11. How should you wish Easter greetings to a rabbit? Tell them Hoppy Easter!
  12. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Look at your dye job!
  13. What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!
  14. What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!
  15. What do you put in your hair before church on Easter? Hare spray!
  16. What do you say after you burp during Easter brunch? Eggs-cuse me!
  17. What do you tell a jokester egg on Easter? You're crackin' me up!
  18. What does a mommy egg say to a baby egg on Easter? You're egg-stra special.
  19. What does one Easter bunny say to another if they want to flirt? You're ear-resistable.
  20. What happens if you fall in love on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
  21. What happens when you crack a bad joke at school on Easter? You get egg-spelled!
  22. What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.
  23. What's one way to make Easter easier? Put an i where the t is.
  24. What's the best type of jewelry to gift on Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  25. What's the most popular baby bunny name? Peter!
  26. When do the kids go to bed on Easter? When they're eggs-hausted.
  27. When does Valentine's Day come after Easter? In the dictionary!
  28. When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket? On Easter!
  29. Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
  30. Where should you look for treasure on Easter? Wherever eggs marks the spot!
  31. Which college did the Easter bunny have at the top of his list? John Hop-kins University, their track team is great at the long jump!
  32. Who would lose in a fight: peeps or chocolate bunnies? Peeps, because they're way too soft.
  33. Why are people tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
  34. Why did the Easter Bunny cross its mom? Because it was Good Friday!
  35. Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter time? Because they're eggs-tinct.
  36. Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They're all a little chicken!
  37. Why was it a surprise that I showed up to Easter on time this year? Because I'm always choco-late!
  38. Why was the Easter movie so scary? Because it was really hare-raising!
  39. Why was the little kid sad after the egg hunt? Because an egg beater.
  40. Why wasn't the bunny that funny this Easter? Because we poached all his best yolks!
  41. Why were the chickens huddled together? They were hatching a plan for the Easter egg hunt.

Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Who do you eggs-pect?
  2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Been waiting forever for my Easter basket.
  3. Knock, knock! Who's there? Bunny. Bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my carrots.
  4. Knock, knock! Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish Easter was here?
  5. Knock, knock! Who's there? Esther. Esther who? The Esther Bunny, duh!
  6. Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and color your eggs, it's almost Easter.
  7. Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Quick, Heidi eggs, the Easter Bunny's coming.
  8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle help coloring your Easter eggs?
  9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and find all the eggs.
  10. Knock, knock! Who's there? S'more. S'more who? S'more Easter jokes on the way.
  11. Knock, knock! Who's there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will Easter be here?
  12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter eggs are gone, can I have some more?
  13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to eat?
  14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
  15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher Easter eggs in your basket!
  16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs all around the garden!
  17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie going to get all the Easter eggs?
  18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and decorate your eggs!
  19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!
  20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?
  21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
  22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other egg decorated, another 600 to go.
  23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?
  24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bea. Bea who? Bea kind and thoughtful, it’s Easter!
  25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice Easter get any better?
  26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie my Easter eggs for me please?
  27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck. Chuck who? Chuck-olate eggs and bunnies are a must-have!
  28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget who stuffed all the Easter eggs this year!
  29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Easter. Easter who? The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?
  30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see me?
  31. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Egg-scuse me, we’re late to the Easter parade!
  32. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-tea excited for Easter today!
  33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny!
  34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fonda. Fonda who? Fonda this holiday, it might just be my favorite!
  35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here the egg-hunters come!
  36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome of that Easter candy over!
  37. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hans. Hans who? Hans outa my Easter Basket!
  38. Knock, knock. Who's there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvey great Easter!
  39. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hayden. Hayden who? Hayden eggs in the yard is a great way to spend Easter!
  40. Knock, knock. Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the Easter baskets before the kids get them.
  41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house!
  42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to meet the Easter Bunny?
  43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and you'll spot the hidden eggs!
  44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Moira. Moira who? Give me Moira that Easter ham.
  45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good easter brunch around here?
  46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to start the egg hunt.
  47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Shore. Shore who? Shore I'll take your Easter Basket!
  48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny keeps taking all my Easter candy!
  49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy aches on Easter are guaranteed if you eat too fast.
  50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?
  51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Today’s about bunnies not owls!
  52. Knock, knock. Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the egg hunt?
  53. Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo! Time to hop over to the egg hunt!
  54. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Bunnies. Bunnies who? Nope, but owls do.
  55. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another Easter joke for you.
  56. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to go on an Easter egg hunt?
  57. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? You're Justin time for Easter.

Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Who do you eggs-pect?
  2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Been waiting forever for my Easter basket.
  3. Knock, knock! Who's there? Bunny. Bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my carrots.
  4. Knock, knock! Who's there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish Easter was here?
  5. Knock, knock! Who's there? Esther. Esther who? The Esther Bunny, duh!
  6. Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and color your eggs, it's almost Easter.
  7. Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Quick, Heidi eggs, the Easter Bunny's coming.
  8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle help coloring your Easter eggs?
  9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and find all the eggs.
  10. Knock, knock! Who's there? S'more. S'more who? S'more Easter jokes on the way.
  11. Knock, knock! Who's there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will Easter be here?
  12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter eggs are gone, can I have some more?
  13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to eat?
  14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
  15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher Easter eggs in your basket!
  16. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs all around the garden!
  17. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie going to get all the Easter eggs?
  18. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and decorate your eggs!
  19. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been hiding my Easter eggs!
  20. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?
  21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
  22. Knock, knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna who? Anna other egg decorated, another 600 to go.
  23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?
  24. Knock, knock. Who's there? Bea. Bea who? Bea kind and thoughtful, it’s Easter!
  25. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice Easter get any better?
  26. Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie my Easter eggs for me please?
  27. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck. Chuck who? Chuck-olate eggs and bunnies are a must-have!
  28. Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget who stuffed all the Easter eggs this year!
  29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Easter. Easter who? The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?
  30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see me?
  31. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Egg-scuse me, we’re late to the Easter parade!
  32. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-tea excited for Easter today!
  33. Knock, knock. Who's there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Bunny!
  34. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fonda. Fonda who? Fonda this holiday, it might just be my favorite!
  35. Knock, knock. Who's there? Freddie. Freddie who? Freddie or not, here the egg-hunters come!
  36. Knock, knock. Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome of that Easter candy over!
  37. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hans. Hans who? Hans outa my Easter Basket!
  38. Knock, knock. Who's there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvey great Easter!
  39. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hayden. Hayden who? Hayden eggs in the yard is a great way to spend Easter!
  40. Knock, knock. Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the Easter baskets before the kids get them.
  41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house!
  42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to meet the Easter Bunny?
  43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and you'll spot the hidden eggs!
  44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Moira. Moira who? Give me Moira that Easter ham.
  45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good easter brunch around here?
  46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to start the egg hunt.
  47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Shore. Shore who? Shore I'll take your Easter Basket!
  48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny keeps taking all my Easter candy!
  49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy aches on Easter are guaranteed if you eat too fast.
  50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?
  51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? Today’s about bunnies not owls!
  52. Knock, knock. Who's there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the egg hunt?
  53. Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo! Time to hop over to the egg hunt!
  54. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Bunnies. Bunnies who? Nope, but owls do.
  55. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another Easter joke for you.
  56. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to go on an Easter egg hunt?
  57. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? You're Justin time for Easter.

Easter Puns

  1. Chick out this beautiful Easter day
  2. Does my hare look good?
  3. Don’t be a basket case
  4. Don’t worry, be hoppy
  5. Ears to a great Easter
  6. Happy Easter to all my peeps
  7. Hop ’til you drop
  8. Hoppily ever after
  9. I’m all ears today
  10. Some-bunny to love

Short Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the Easter egg who went to a salon? She needed a dye job.
  2. How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.
  3. Two chicks had an Easter party. It was a shell of a time.
  4. Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  5. What did one jelly bean say to the other? You’re sweet.
  6. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
  7. What do you call wisecracking rabbit? A funny bunny.
  8. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a bumble bee? A honey bunny.
  9. What kind of stories does the Easter Bunny like? Ones that have a hoppy ending.
  10. Where does the Easter Bunny live? Nobunny knows.
  11. Why did the chick go on vacation? It was feeling cooped up.
  12. Why don’t chicks play baseball? Too many fowl balls.
  13. Why’d the Easter Bunny cross the road? He was following the chicken.

Best Easter Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail.
  2. Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  3. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
  4. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  5. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
  6. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
  7. How did the Easter Bunny get his job? He had eggs-perience.
  8. How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-obics.
  9. How do bunnies travel? By hare-plane.
  10. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
  11. How do rabbits throw a tantrum? They get hopping mad.
  12. How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip? He said it was egg-cellent.
  13. How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
  14. How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny? Use hare-mail!
  15. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
  16. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
  17. How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.
  18. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch.
  19. How does Easter end? With an R!
  20. How does Easter end? With an R.
  21. How does every Easter end? With an r.
  22. How does the Easter Bunny deliver all those eggs in one night? I don’t know, but it’s probably Easter said than done.
  23. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up? He uses lots of hare spray.
  24. How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
  25. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.
  26. How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? He’s got hare-conditioning.
  27. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Eggs-ercise.
  28. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Hare-obics
  29. How does the Easter Bunny stay safe? He’s got a bunny guard.
  30. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.
  31. How does the Easter bunny travel? By hare-plane.
  32. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane.
  33. How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end? With a Y.
  34. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it's not empty anymore!
  35. How many points does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two, just like everyone else.
  36. Knock, knock! Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
  37. Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
  38. Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!
  39. Knock, knock! Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
  40. Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
  41. Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
  42. Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny's been eating all my Easter candy!
  43. Knock, knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
  44. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
  45. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
  46. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
  47. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo, who? Don’t cry — the Easter Bunny will come back next year!
  48. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie my Easter basket, please! It’s too heavy.
  49. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to listen to any more Easter Bunny jokes?
  50. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donna. Donna who? Donna want to decorate some eggs?
  51. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
  52. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Easter. Easter who? The Easter Bunny.
  53. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see me?
  54. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther Easter Bunny coming?
  55. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my Easter candy!
  56. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
  57. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to find an Easter egg?
  58. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
  59. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.
  60. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moira. Moira who? Moira chocolate bunnies, please.
  61. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have an Easter basket.
  62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny has been eating my carrots.
  63. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy aches from eating too many Easter jelly beans.
  64. Related: Easter Movies on Netflix
  65. Related: Everything to Know About Ben-Hur
  66. Related: Everything to Know About Peter Rabbit
  67. What comes at the end of Easter? The letter r.
  68. What did one bunny say to the other? You’re ear-resistable.
  69. What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Want to hear a funny yolk?
  70. What did one egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?
  71. What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can't believe you still have rabbit ears!
  72. What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
  73. What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be a smarty pants.
  74. What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
  75. What did the frog say when he saw the Easter bunny? Ra-bbit.
  76. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
  77. What do all the Easter eggs want to do when the egg hunt starts? Scramble.
  78. What do baby ducks have for lunch? Soup and quackers.
  79. What do bunnies say when they come home from work? Anybunny home?
  80. What do ducks eat for lunch? Soup and quackers.
  81. What do you call a baby who's a little too warm on Easter? A hot cross bun(dle) of joy.
  82. What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking away from you? A receding hareline.
  83. What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
  84. What do you call a dancing chick? Poultry in motion.
  85. What do you call a forgetful rabbit? A hare-brain.
  86. What do you call a line of rabbit’s jumping backward? A receding hare-line.
  87. What do you call a rabbit comedian? A funny bunny.
  88. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
  89. What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
  90. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  91. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.
  92. What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
  93. What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch.
  94. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school? Egg-spelled.
  95. What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
  96. What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter? Tired.
  97. What do you call the Easter Bunny when he has fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  98. What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
  99. What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.
  100. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.
  101. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an onion? A bunion.
  102. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny.
  103. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
  104. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
  105. What do you get if you pour warm water into a rabbit hole? Hot, cross bunnies.
  106. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
  107. What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.
  108. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
  109. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation.
  110. What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? Hoppy birthday.
  111. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
  112. What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower? He uses a hare dryer.
  113. What does the Easter Bunny order at Starbucks? Eggs-presso.
  114. What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? Jelly beans.
  115. What does the Easter Bunny say after burping? Eggs-cuse me!
  116. What doesn’t anyone want to be an Easter egg? Because they’re always dye-ing.
  117. What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
  118. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school? He was eggs-pelled.
  119. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
  120. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
  121. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
  122. What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
  123. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
  124. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.
  125. What kind of beans don't grow in a garden? Jelly beans.
  126. What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.
  127. What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? Sweets.
  128. What kind of jewellery makes a good Easter gift? 14 carrot gold.
  129. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  130. What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip hop.
  131. What kind of rabbit tells jokes? A funny bunny.
  132. What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorites? Bunny tales.
  133. What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like the most? Ones with hoppy endings.
  134. What kind of stories do rabbits like best? Ones with hoppy endings.
  135. What kind of vegetable is angry? A steamed carrot!
  136. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
  137. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
  138. What stories do eggs tell their children? Yolk tales.
  139. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move? The bunny hop.
  140. What type of movie is about waterfowl? A duckumentary.
  141. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  142. What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.
  143. What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an i where the t is.
  144. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.
  145. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
  146. What's the fastest way to send the Easter Bunny a greeting card? Via hare mail.
  147. What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot.
  148. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an i where the t is.
  149. What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite dance? The bunny hop.
  150. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.
  151. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
  152. Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
  153. Where does Christmas come before Easter? In the dictionary.
  154. Where does Dracula keep his Easter eggs? In his Easter casket.
  155. Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot.
  156. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides? He gets them from an eggplant.
  157. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
  158. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP.
  159. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins
  160. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
  161. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four lucky rabbits' feet!
  162. Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March.
  163. Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  164. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  165. Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
  166. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny sleep on Easter eve? He was too egg-cited.
  167. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch TV? Their cable was scrambled.
  168. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? She didn’t have the hare fare.
  169. Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
  170. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
  171. Why did the Easter Bunny fail? He put all his eggs in one basket.
  172. Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day.
  173. Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be a smarty pants.
  174. Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
  175. Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
  176. Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.
  177. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because he is too young to drive!
  178. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? He’s too young to drive.
  179. Why does the Easter bunny bring toilet paper to a party? Because he’s a party pooper.
  180. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion? He eggs-foliates.
  181. Why does the Easter Bunny want to win a gold medal? Because he heard it's 24 carrot.
  182. Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny celebrate Halloween? It’s hare-raising.
  183. Why don’t rabbits get hot in summer? They have hare conditioning.
  184. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
  185. Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone's cracking yolks.
  186. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart? He’s an egghead.
  187. Why is the Easter Bunny such a good listener? He’s all ears.
  188. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee comes after it.
  189. Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky? He always has four rabbit’s feet on him.
  190. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
  191. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment.
  192. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror? He was having a bad hare day.
  193. Why was the Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.
  194. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.
  195. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater.
  196. Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? They don't want to get beat up!
  197. Would February March? No, but April May.

Bunny Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny engagement? The ring was 14 carrots.
  2. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny prom? Everyone did the Bunny Hop.
  3. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny wedding? They lived hoppily ever after.
  4. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who skipped school? It was egg-spelled.
  5. Did you hear about the Easter Bunny with a broken leg? It had a hare-line fracture.
  6. How can you tell if the Easter bunny is getting old? Look for grey hares.
  7. How do you send a letter to the Easter bunny? By hare mail.
  8. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking good? He uses a hare brush.
  9. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice? He uses hare-spray.
  10. How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.
  11. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? With lots of eggs-ercise.
  12. These Easter bunny funny jokes will have you hopping with laughter.
  13. What do you call an Easter bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain.
  14. What do you call an Easter rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  15. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.
  16. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? The Oyster Bunny.
  17. What does the Easter Bunny eat for lunch? Egg salad.
  18. What does the Easter bunny say before it eats? Lettuce pray.
  19. What is the Easter bunny's favorite song? Don't Worry Be Hoppy.
  20. What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!
  21. What kind of Easter Bunny can't hop? A chocolate one.
  22. What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip hop.
  23. What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.
  24. What's a bunny's favorite type of book? One with a hoppy ending.
  25. What's a forgetful bunny called? Hare-brained.
  26. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite way to travel? By hare-plane.
  27. What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite kind of music? Hip-hop.
  28. What’s the Easter bunny’s favourite type of exercise? Hare-obics.
  29. Who is the Easter bunny’s favourite actor? Rabbit de Niro.
  30. Why can't the Easter bunny's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  31. Why couldn't the duck work for the Easter Bunny? He kept quacking the eggs.
  32. Why couldn’t the Easter bunny fly home for Easter? It didn’t have the hare fare.
  33. Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted better celery.
  34. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs!
  35. Why did the Easter bunny go on strike? He wanted a better celery.
  36. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the salon? To cover up its gray hares.
  37. Why did the Easter bunny keep coming back to brunch? Because the food was egg-stremely good!
  38. Why did the Easter Bunny stay home from school? He was having a bad hare day.
  39. Why did the rabbit go to the dance? To do the bunny hop.
  40. Why does the Easter Bunny stay in bed the day after Easter? He's eggs-hausted.
  41. Why doesn't the Easter bunny get hot in the summer? It has hare conditioning.
  42. Why is the Easter bunny so funny? He always has a tail to tell!
  43. Why is the Easter bunny so lazy? Be he doesn't carrot all!
  44. Why was the Easter bunny upset? He was having a bad hare day.
  45. Why was the Easter bunny's party so fun? Because everyone had a cracking time!
  46. Why would a bunny wear a hat? When it's having a bad hare day.

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