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201+ Best Egg Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through Breakfast

Are you tired of starting your day with a boring breakfast routine? Why not add a bit of humor to your morning meal with some egg jokes? From puns to one-liners, we've rounded up the best egg jokes that will crack you up. So, grab your morning coffee and get ready to laugh your way through breakfast.

One-Liners

  1. Easter is here: it’s do or dye.
  2. A pigeon saved all its money in a bowl made of sticks. It had a nest egg.
  3. An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess.
  4. If a chicken coop had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
  5. The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack.
  6. When a runner doesn’t do enough eggs-ercise before a race they get scrambled legs.

Best Egg Jokes

  1. A boy walks into a house with a fried egg on his head. The mom asks, Why have you got a fried egg on your head? The boy replies, Because boiled eggs fall off.
  2. A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender asks them, So, who’s first?.
  3. A piece of toast and a hard-boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here!.
  4. A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don’t lay eggs!
  5. An egg got late to work. He says to his boss: Sorry omelette.
  6. An egg living on a deserted island is living in Eggs Isle.
  7. Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.
  8. Do you know what goes great with egg puns? Coffee puns for a whole latte laughs.
  9. Have you done something different with your hair? You look eggs-traordinary!
  10. How can you tell if an egg’s been boiled or not? Eggs-ray vision.
  11. How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted!
  12. How did the hen get to work so fast? She used the eggs-press lane!
  13. How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am.
  14. How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise!
  15. How do clowns like their eggs? Funny side up!
  16. How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way.
  17. How do monsters like their eggs? Terrified.
  18. How do you know if the egg is pr-egg-nant? It’s pretty obvious when it’s egg-specting.
  19. How do you make an egg roll? You give it a little push.
  20. How does a hen leave its house? Through the eggs-it.
  21. How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.
  22. I bought a Dalek egg timer recently. After a few minutes, it shouts, Eggs terminate!.
  23. I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor, and it didn’t break. This is because concrete floors are really hard.
  24. I need a double shot of eggs-presso.
  25. I saw a sign earlier that said Free Range Eggs. I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before, but at least they were free to take! Need more puns? These plant puns will really knock your stalks off.
  26. I saw an egg behaving really weirdly today. He must have been really egg-centric.
  27. I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said: It’s a little bit runny.
  28. I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs. Now I can’t find them. I think they’ve been mislaid.
  29. I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket.
  30. I’ve ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know…
  31. My friend asked for a weird birthday present this year. It was really cheap, so I bought it, but I have no idea why he’d want an eggs-box!
  32. My wife was making a cake. The recipe said separate two eggs, so she put one egg in the living room.
  33. Omelet that slide…right onto my plate.
  34. Police were questioning an egg. He couldn’t say anything, he was scrambling for words.
  35. That little hen is the best at what she does because she is an eggs-pert.
  36. The egg did not play on the computer too much because his mother said his brain would be fried.
  37. The egg doctor uses his eggs ray vision to scan his patients.
  38. The egg was never going to make it as a stand-up comedian because she’s always cracking up at his own yokes.
  39. The eggs decided to leave Europe, so we need to prepare for Breggsit.
  40. The eggs loved having a clown at their birthday parties because he always cracked them up.
  41. The funny thing about confused chickens is that they will always lay scrambled eggs.
  42. The man who has been eating eggs every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner realized he has benedicted.
  43. The only type of plant that an egg will keep in the hen house is an eggplant.
  44. The programmer’s wife said to her husband, We’re out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six. After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread. The wife asks, Why did you buy six loaves of bread? He replies, They had eggs.
  45. These cheese puns are brie-llant if we do say so ourselves.
  46. These eggs are out of this world. Eggstraterrestial.
  47. Two eggs went hatch-hiking around the world.
  48. What came first, the chicken or the egg? The dinosaur.
  49. What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White!
  50. What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White.
  51. What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? Lay off the eggs for a while.
  52. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled.
  53. What did the egg say about escaping the chef? I might whisk it and run!
  54. What did the egg say after acing its test? Omelet smarter than I look!.
  55. What did the egg say to his girlfriend? You are the hottest chick I’ve ever seen and that’s no eggs-aggeration!
  56. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
  57. What did the hen say to her chick? Don’t you egg-nore me!
  58. What did the hotel guest say to the chef after an incredible breakfast? That was egg-ceptional!
  59. What did the two eggs say after brunch? Let’s hatch a plan for the rest of the day!.
  60. What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.
  61. What do you call a city with 25 million eggs? New Yolk City.
  62. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken.
  63. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical-yolker.
  64. What do you call a scared egg? Terri-fried!
  65. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
  66. What do you call a smart omelet? An egg-head.
  67. What do you call an adventurous egg? An eggs-plorer!
  68. What do you call an egg murderer? An eggs-terminator.
  69. What do you call an egg that is out of this world? Eggstraterrestial!
  70. What do you call an egg that’s gone off? Egg-spired!
  71. What do you call an egg who likes to go on Safari? An eggs-plorer.
  72. What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.
  73. What do you do to a murderous egg? You egg-secute it!
  74. What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm? An alarm cluck.
  75. What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmlet.
  76. What does Mrs. Egg say every morning to Mr. Egg? Have an eggs-tra special day!.
  77. What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled!
  78. What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill? Egg rolls!
  79. What happens when you tell an egg a joke? People cracks up.
  80. What is the most famous talent show for eggs? The Eggs Factor!
  81. What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagon!
  82. What sport are eggs best at? Running.
  83. What train do eggs take to get to school? The Hogwarts Eggs-press!
  84. What type of egg refuses to come out of its shell? An egg-arophobic.
  85. What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up!
  86. What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.
  87. What’s an egg’s favorite motivational phrase? Stay on the sunny side up!
  88. What’s an egg’s favorite sport? Running!
  89. What’s an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
  90. What’s eggs’ favorite word? An egg-spresion.
  91. What’s the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid!
  92. When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn!
  93. Whenever you mix a cookbook with a computer manual, you will wind up with an egg-shell spreadsheet.
  94. Where can you go to learn more about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.
  95. Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? Inside an egg-loo!
  96. Where is the best place to learn about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia!
  97. Who wrote the book Great Egg-spectations? Charles Chickens.
  98. Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes.
  99. Why are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?
  100. Why can’t an egg speak publicly? He cracks under pressure.
  101. Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
  102. Why did it take the chicken so long to cross the road? There was no eggs-press lane!
  103. Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
  104. Why did the chicken crack the safe? To get to her nest egg.
  105. Why did the egg fail its driving test? He liked to egg-celerate too much!
  106. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
  107. Why did the eggs go to school? So that they could become egg-ucated.
  108. Why did the man steal his eggs? He likes them poached.
  109. Why did the new egg feel so good? Because he just got laid!
  110. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was lay-zee.
  111. Why do people love having hard-boiled eggs for breakfast? They’re so hard to beat!
  112. Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
  113. Why do you have to watch what you say around egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
  114. Why does everyone love hard-boiled eggs in the morning? They’re hard to beat.
  115. Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? They’re egg-stinct.
  116. Why is the chef so mean? He beats the eggs.
  117. Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas? Because there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.
  118. Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can’t take a yolk!
  119. Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome.
  120. Why was the egg late for school? He studied all night for the eggs-am.
  121. You must be an Easter Egg because I’m dying to get to know you better.
  122. You’re poaching all my best yolks!

Egg Puns

  1. Are you egg-noring me? Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?
  2. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken.
  3. Did you hear about the egg that fell down the mountain? The ending will crack you up.
  4. Did you hear about the egg who ran away from home? It wanted to break free.
  5. Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg? He kept trying to poach his ideas
  6. Do you know any good egg jokes? I’ve got a dozen of them.
  7. Don’t be such a chicken
  8. Don’t yolk with me
  9. Egg-ceptional
  10. Egg-citing
  11. Egg-sactly
  12. Egg-splosive
  13. Egg-static
  14. Egg-stravagent
  15. Egg-streme
  16. Eggs-aggerate
  17. Eggs-ercise
  18. Happy Fry-day!
  19. How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it? By dropping it five feet. It won’t break for the first four.
  20. How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am
  21. How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise.
  22. How do Lizards judge an egg? They use scales.
  23. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
  24. How do you know if an egg is good at tennis? It’s always serving aces!
  25. How do you know when it’s too hot in the barn? The hens start laying hard-boiled eggs.
  26. How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
  27. How does the Easter Bunny feel after she’s made all her deliveries? Eggs-hausted.
  28. I can’t egg-splain how much I love puns.
  29. I might whisk it!
  30. I’m scrambled
  31. Let’s hatch a plan
  32. Omelettin’ this slide
  33. Shell shock
  34. Stay on the sunny side up
  35. That’s cracking
  36. What did the angry hen say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg.
  37. What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? Try to lay off eggs for a while.
  38. What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why are you egg-noring me?
  39. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me.
  40. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.
  41. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time.
  42. What do chicken and ice cream have in common? Eggs.
  43. What do wolves like for breakfast? Pooched eggs.
  44. What do you call an egg that refuses to come out of its shell? An egg-arophobic.
  45. What do you call an egg that’s always complaining? An egg-grumbler!
  46. What do you call an egg that’s good at math? An egg-sact mathematician!
  47. What do you call an egg who’s always telling jokes? A yolk-ster!
  48. What do you call an egg who’s just broken up with its girlfriend? An egg-spatriate!
  49. What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake.
  50. What does a demonic hen lay? Deviled eggs.
  51. What does the stove say when you turn the gas on? Om-lit.
  52. What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg? It goes ping, then it goes pong.
  53. What is an egg’s favorite tree? The might y-oak.
  54. What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
  55. What must you do after eating deviled eggs? Perform an eggs-orcism
  56. What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso.
  57. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching.
  58. Where do penguins keep all of their chilled eggs? Inside of an egg-loo.
  59. Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens.
  60. Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-dboiled.
  61. Why did the chicken lay an egg on the roof? She wanted to lay it on the highest perch.
  62. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
  63. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
  64. Why did the egg cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  65. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
  66. Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated!
  67. Why did the egg go to the seance? It wanted to speak to its egg-spelled ancestor!
  68. Why did the egg join the police force? It wanted to be an egg-cop!
  69. Why did the egg refuse to be boiled? It didn’t want to be hard-boiled!
  70. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites? Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
  71. Why was the egg carton arrested? For Eggravated a-salt and Battery.
  72. Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten.
  73. You’re poaching my best yolks
  74. You’re so hard boiled
  75. You’re such a rotten egg

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