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39+ Best Engineer Jokes

Get ready to laugh with our collection of the best engineer jokes! Whether you're an engineer, a student, or just love tech humor, these jokes cover all fields of engineering and are sure to make you chuckle.

Engineer Puns and One-Liners

  1. Are you made of copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
  2. How can you tell you've met an extroverted engineer? They look at your shoes instead of their own when talking to you.
  3. What do you give your favorite electrical engineer for their birthday? Shorts.
  4. What does an engineer use for birth control? Their personality.
  5. What's the difference between a chemist and a chemical engineer? About $10k a year.
  6. Why did the engineer cross the road? Because that's what they did last year.
  7. What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
  8. What do nuclear engineers like to eat? Fission chips.
  9. Old software engineers never die. They just reboot.
  10. The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says it's twice as big as it needs to be.
  11. Two antennas got married. The wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
  12. Wind turbine 1: What kind of music do you like? Wind turbine 2: I'm a big metal fan.
  13. You might be an engineer if you destroy things just to see how they work.

Engineering Jokes

  1. How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware issue.
  2. Professor: How much pressure is on you guys these last two weeks before break? Student: 24,000 Pascals.
  3. What's the definition of an engineer? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
  4. Why did the Higgs Boson go to church? For the mass.
  5. Why do electrical engineers love power naps? You can build up a charge with them.
  6. What's the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.
  7. A Photon checks into a hotel. The receptionist asks if he needs help with his luggage. 'No thanks,' says the Photon, 'I'm travelling light.'
  8. Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
  9. There are 10 types of people in the world… Those who understand binary, and those who don't!
  10. Why did the engineering students leave class early? They were getting a little ANSI.

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