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Friday, the last working day of the week, marks the start of the weekend, which is a time for relaxation and fun. To make Fridays even more enjoyable, people have come up with Friday jokes that can brighten up anyone's day. This article will explore the best Friday jokes that can put a smile on your face and keep you laughing throughout the day.

Benefits of Laughing on Fridays

Laughing is beneficial for both physical and mental health. It releases endorphins, which are natural painkillers, and can reduce stress and anxiety levels. Laughing can also improve cardiovascular health and boost the immune system. Therefore, incorporating Friday jokes into your routine can have long-lasting benefits.

Black Friday

  1. What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.
  2. What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Macintosh.
  3. What was on the specials on Black Friday? Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.
  4. When do rich people celebrate Black Friday? Every day.
  5. Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out.
  6. Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday? Geology museum because they get great shales there.
  7. Why do shoppers feel like cranberry sauce on Black Friday? They get bruised, battered, and squished into pulp, trying to get to the bargain bin.
  8. Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout.
  9. Why was the boat shop owner happy on Black Friday? It was the most successful sail of that year.
  10. Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on black Friday sales? It sucked.

Best Friday Jokes

  1. What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday.
  2. What do you call a hilarious joke on Friday? A Good Friday joke.
  3. What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
  4. What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.
  5. What do you call people who were born on Friday the 13th? By their names.
  6. What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.
  7. What do you need if you have the song Friday I’m in Love stuck in your head? The Cure.
  8. What do you put in your drink on Friday? Ice Cube.
  9. What does a taxidermist do on Fridays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
  10. What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.
  11. What does Friday smell like? Weekends.
  12. What does God gift to hardworking people? Fridays.
  13. What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
  14. What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.
  15. What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th? They have a lot of hiccups.
  16. What is an egg’s least favorite holiday? Good fry-day.
  17. What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
  18. What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday. It’s just that good of a day.
  19. What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant? TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th).
  20. What is the best Friday of the year for the faithful? The Good Friday.
  21. What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th? Superstitions.
  22. What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.
  23. What is the most favourite day for a window shopper? Buy Day
  24. What is the only thing better than a Friday night? A Monday holiday.
  25. What kind of beans do Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th prefer? Human beans.
  26. What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th? I scream.
  27. What should you do on Good Friday if you want to eat a lot on Easter? Egg-cersise.
  28. What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead.
  29. What song do you sing on Friday the 13th? Voorhees a jolly good fellow.
  30. What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.
  31. What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person? Hug it and never let it go.
  32. What’s a chicken’s deadliest day? FRIday.
  33. What’s a hungry person’s favourite day of the week? Pie-day
  34. What’s an introvert’s favourite day of the week? Shy-day
  35. What’s Friday the 13th? The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
  36. What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year? Black Friday
  37. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Mondays.
  38. What’s the best music to play on Friday night? The Weeknd.
  39. What’s the best soap opera to watch before the weekend? Fridays of Our Lives
  40. What’s the worst sound on Friday morning? Alarm clocks.
  41. What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday? When you realize it’s Thursday.
  42. What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.
  43. When can Monday feel better than a Friday? It can’t.
  44. When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.
  45. When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes? When the Friday joke is about Good Friday.
  46. When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask? On Casual Friday the 13th.
  47. When doesn’t Friday start with an F? When it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow.
  48. When is the best day to go racing? Fri-Daytona
  49. When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke.
  50. When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker? Friday.
  51. Where can you find a computer on Friday night? At the disc-o.
  52. Where can you have a Fry-day every day? In Grease.
  53. Where can you save 100% on Black Friday? At home by not shopping.
  54. Where does Christmas come before Good Friday and Easter? In a dictionary.
  55. Where should a cow go on a Friday night after work? Mooooooovies.
  56. Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th? Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens.
  57. Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday? Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
  58. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because Monday through Friday are weak days.
  59. Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy? Because it was a weak day.
  60. Why couldn’t Friday lift the heavy weights? Because it was a weak day.
  61. Why did Friday go to visit a doctor? He was week.
  62. Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday? Because the prices were Solo.
  63. Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.
  64. Why did the French person go to McDonalds? It was French Fry-Day.
  65. Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out? He wanted a day off
  66. Why did the man from France go to McDonalds? It was French Fry-Day.
  67. Why did the student cheer when he got home from school? It was Friyay!
  68. Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday? He ran out of steam…
  69. Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday? It Crêpe’d up on him.
  70. Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday? They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving dinner.
  71. Why do geologists shop on Friday? For the great weekend shales!
  72. Why do you like Fridays that much? Friday is the best F-word ever.
  73. Why does Friday stand (out)? The next day is sat day.
  74. Why don’t people like jokes about Friday? They’re week.
  75. Why is Friday a happy day? Because the next day is a sadder day
  76. Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.
  77. Why was everybody so worried about Friday? Because it was Fatal Friday.
  78. Why was Robinson Crusoe embarrassed when he got rescued? They found him on Friday
  79. Why was Sunday afraid of Monday? Because Monday through Friday.
  80. Why was the fruit busy on a Friday night? It had a date.
  81. Why was the hospital empty? Because it is a feel-good Friday.
  82. Why was the hospital empty? It’s a feel-good Friday.
  83. Why was the student so happy to go back home after school? Because it was Friyay.
  84. Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything? It was a casual Friday.

Friday One-Liners

  1. Finally it’s Friday. Can’t wait to get off work and avoid all social interaction.
  2. Friday is my second best f-word after food.
  3. I am instantly 60% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.
  4. I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little bit stitious.
  5. I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
  6. I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
  7. If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.
  8. If you think Friday is a sad day, I’ve got some bad news for you. Tomorrow is Sadder Day.
  9. It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.
  10. It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
  11. Life begins on Friday, work begins on Monday.
  12. My bank manager called asking if my card is missing. It had not been swiped at the liquor store last Friday, for the first time.
  13. Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s Tuesday.
  14. The highlight of Friday night when you’re a parent is the 5 minutes between putting your kids to bed and passing out on your own.
  15. They asked me to follow my dreams this Friday. I went back to sleep right away.

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