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Are you looking for a break from your science studies or work? Do you want to add a touch of humor to your scientific discussions? Look no further than these best science jokes! From physics to biology, these jokes will tickle your funny bone while still keeping your mind on science. Science and humor are not often thought of together, but they can make a great combination. Science jokes can help you remember scientific concepts in a fun way, and can also help break the ice in scientific discussions. In this article, we'll explore the best science jokes out there, covering topics from biology to physics.

Science Puns

  1. A teacher asks their class what is the molecular formula for water. A student replies HijklmnO. The teacher says no you’re wrong. Then the student says didn’t you say the formula was H to O
  2. All the elements are sitting at the dinner table and neon says Helium don’t eat too much! You’re gonna get fat! Helium says No I’m not, I’m the second lightest here!
  3. Biologists have discovered legs are hereditary. They run in your jeans!
  4. d you hear about the neutron who got arrested? He got released without charge.
  5. Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled to 40 different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
  6. Guys, stop it with the puns. We’ve all sulfured enough.
  7. How can you know a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
  8. How did the computer hacker get out of the jail? He found the escape key!
  9. How do geologists ask each other out? Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.
  10. How do you know if an egg is rotten? If it rolls all over the floor and throws a tantrum.
  11. How does a chemist explain having a temper tantrum? Sorry, I just reached my boiling point.
  12. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
  13. How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
  14. How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.
  15. Organ donors really put their heart into it.
  16. There are only bad science jokes left. All the good ones argon.
  17. We really shouldn’t talk about mitosis…It’s such a divisive issue.
  18. What did the 30-degree angle say to the 90-degree angle? You think you’re always right.
  19. What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.
  20. What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? HeHe
  21. What did the Earth say to the hikers? If you step on a crack, that’s just my fault line.
  22. What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!
  23. What did the microbiology student get for being late to class? A tardigrade.
  24. What did the stamen say to the pistil? I like your style.
  25. What did the teacher say to the noisy volcano? Stop being so eruptive.
  26. What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife? I lava you.
  27. What do phlebotomists say before they take your blood? B Positive.
  28. What do rich clouds do? They make it rain.
  29. What do solids, liquids and gases have in common? They all matter.
  30. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH.
  31. What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder.
  32. What does a physicist say when meditating? Ohm, ohm, ohm.
  33. What should you call a pig who knows karate? A porkchop.
  34. What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? Na
  35. What’s a werewolf scientist’s favorite activity? To spark at the moon.
  36. Which fish is most afraid of dogs? Catfish!
  37. Who is shorter than a biologist? A Microbiologist!
  38. Why are astronauts always happy when they are in space? Because there is no gravity to drag them down!
  39. Why can’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
  40. Why did the skeleton run and hide? He was as naked as the day he was boron?
  41. Why did the spider buy a computer? Because it wanted to browse the web.
  42. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!
  43. Why do hurricanes have good vision? Because they have a BIG eye!
  44. Why don’t plants buy candy? They make their own sugar.

Best Science Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the two red blood cells that fell in love? It was all in-vein.
  2. Did you hear me? Acid I don’t understand the bases.
  3. Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg.
  4. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them? Alloys.
  5. What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm.
  6. What do scientists get for bad breath? Experi-mints.
  7. A biologist and a physicist got married but got divorced soon after. There was just no chemistry.
  8. A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, Excuse me, is this stool taken?
  9. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, For you, no charge.
  10. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, No, I’m traveling light.
  11. A physicist, while exiting the theater after seeing Star Wars, bumped into a fellow physicist. Inspired by the movie, he blurted to his friend, May the mass times acceleration be with you.
  12. A piece of ice fell in love with Bunsen burner. Bunsen my flame! I melt every time I see you, said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied, It is only a phase you are going through.
  13. A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads, Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-‘s.’ (Nitrates)
  14. All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once.
  15. An astronomy major had a part-time job working in the university’s off-campus housing office. One day, a fellow student, upon entering the office in thought about the morning lecture, asked, What is an astronomical unit? To which the astronomy major replied, One helluva big apartment.
  16. Biologists have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.
  17. Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
  18. Carbon and hydrogen went on a date. I heard they really bonded!
  19. ccording to chemistry, Alcohol is a solution!
  20. Chemists are totally wild! Some drop acid and others drop the base.
  21. Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested after throwing sodium chloride? It was a salt.
  22. Did you hear about the neutron who got arrested? He got released without charge.
  23. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great but there is no atmosphere!
  24. Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!
  25. Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
  26. Einstein developed a theory about space — it was about time!
  27. f the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, what would that make them? Alloys
  28. Funny chemistry jokes always get a good reaction.
  29. Gold is the best element because it’s AU-some.
  30. Hand over the calculator; friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
  31. hat did the stamen say to the pistil? I like your style!
  32. How come noses run and feet smell?
  33. How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity? Shocked!
  34. How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space? On flying saucers!
  35. How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language.
  36. How do geologists ask each other out? They say, Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you.
  37. How do Scientists freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
  38. How do trees surf on the internet? They log in!
  39. How do we know Saturn was married more than once? Because it has too many rings!
  40. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!
  41. How do you throw a party in space? You planet.
  42. How does the nucleus communicate with the ribosomes? With the cellphone!
  43. How many forensic scientists does it take to change a light bulb? It takes two — one to screw it in and one to check for fingerprints.
  44. How much room does fungi need in order to grow? As mushroom as possible!
  45. How to cut a sea into half? With a see saw.
  46. I don’t need a spine — it’s holding me back!
  47. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  48. I make horrible science puns, but only periodically!
  49. I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. But my parents said ‘Sky is the limit’.
  50. I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.
  51. I’m a big fan of renewable energy!
  52. I’m fascinated by water’s gas form. It mist-ifies me.
  53. If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?
  54. If H2O is the formula for water, then what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed!
  55. If you ask a cosmonaut when it is his favorite moment to snack, how does he answer? Launch time.
  56. If you buy one proton and one electron, then you can get a proton free of charge!
  57. If you’re not part of the solution—you’re part of the precipitate.
  58. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
  59. Many people ask me why I chose forensic medicine as a career, and I tell them that it is because a forensic man gets the honor of being called when the top doctors have failed!
  60. Meteorologists weigh rainbows and found out they are ‘Pretty Light’!
  61. One mouse to another: Look at that fellow with a white coat on. Whenever I push the paddle, he starts writing something!
  62. That’s a cool animal fact turned into a clever pun! Learn more weird but true, fun facts for kids to amaze everyone!
  63. The cost of the space program is truly astronomical!
  64. The last words of a chemist? … and now for the taste test.
  65. The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
  66. The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
  67. The proton is not speaking to the other proton; he’s a mad atom!
  68. There’s a new theory on inertia, but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
  69. They call me DJ Enzyme because I am always breaking it down!
  70. Two blood cells met and fell in love. Alas, it was all in vein.
  71. Want to hear a chemistry pun? I am in my element!
  72. Want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? NO!
  73. What can run, but cannot walk? Water
  74. What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class? Quark, quark, quark!
  75. What did is a nuclear physicist’s favorite snack? Fission chips.
  76. What did one cell tell his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Ouch! That’s mitosis!
  77. What did one decimal say to the number? Did you get my point?
  78. What did one hungry plant say to another? I could use a light snack!
  79. What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you.
  80. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? Try and be more PACIFIC!
  81. What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walked into his bar? OH SNaP!
  82. What did the cell say when it bumped its foot during the night? Mitosis!
  83. What did the chemist say when he heard oxygen and magnesium were dating? OMg
  84. What did the dog say to his owner? My favorite frequency is 50,000 hertz, but you’ve probably never heard of that.
  85. What did the Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!
  86. What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection? Is there antibody out there?
  87. What did the positive charge say to the negative charge after their date? We have potential!
  88. What did the proton say to the electron to start a fight? I’m sick of your negativity.
  89. What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz.
  90. What did the science book say to the math book? You have got problems!
  91. What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs? Sorry for your sulfering.
  92. What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?
  93. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming Trunks!
  94. What do chemists call a benzene ring where the carbon atoms are replaced with iron atoms? A ferrous wheel.
  95. What do computers like to eat? Chips!
  96. What do protons and life coaches have in common? They know how to stay positive
  97. What do trees like to drink? Root-beer!
  98. What do you call a biologist’s self-portrait? A cell-fie.
  99. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival? A ferrous wheel.
  100. What do you call a clown in jail? A Silicon!
  101. What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium? CoRnY.
  102. What do you call a snake that is 3.14 m long? A Pi-thon!
  103. What do you call acid that’s a bully? A-mean-ol’ acid.
  104. What do you call an accountant for the biology department? A buy-ologist.
  105. What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o Acid
  106. What do you call it when a biologist takes a photo of herself? A cell-fie
  107. What do you call it when your science teacher lowers your grade? Bio-degraded.
  108. What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The nucleus.
  109. What do you call the lights on a lunar rover? Moonbeams
  110. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
  111. What does a skeleton say before he eats? Bone appetite!
  112. What does blood say when it’s trying to be optimistic? B Positive.
  113. What element derives from a Norse god? Thorium.
  114. What gas never cries? Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas)
  115. What happened to the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s Ok now
  116. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river
  117. What is a chemist’s favorite holiday song? Oh Chemist-TREE, oh Chemist-TREE!
  118. What is a chemist’s favourite carnival ride? A Ferrous Wheel
  119. What is a rocks favorite cereal to eat? Coco-pebbles!
  120. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister.
  121. What is an Astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard? Space Bar
  122. What is Research? Research is what you are doing, when you don’t know what you are doing!
  123. What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.
  124. What is the least interesting element? Bohrium.
  125. What is the snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-Tory!
  126. What kind of music do planets dance to? Nep-tunes!
  127. What kind of tree can be placed into your hand? A palm tree
  128. What kinds of books do planets usually like to read? Comet books
  129. What runs faster: Hot or Cold? Hot, because you can catch the cold!
  130. What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes? Keep trying until you get a ‘reaction’.
  131. What sound does a sub-atomic duck make? A Quark.
  132. What type of a dog do chemists own? A lab!
  133. What was the first animal to go into space? The cow that jumped over the moon!
  134. What was the name of the first Electricity Detective? Sherlock Ohms.
  135. What’s a pirate’s favorite element? Aaaaargon
  136. What’s the best science? Geology — it rocks!
  137. What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
  138. What’s the difference between a mathematician and a forensic scientist? A mathematician thinks that two points are enough to define a straight line while a forensic scientist wants more data.
  139. When a third-grader was asked to cite Newton’s first law, she said, Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up.
  140. When life gives you mold, make penicillin.
  141. When the astronomy department found out their famous professor wouldn’t get the Nobel prize this year, they decided to hold a party for him anyway. They gave him a constellation prize.
  142. Where did the chemist have his lunch? On a periodic table.
  143. Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend? Cloud nine.
  144. Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At the parking meteors!
  145. Where does criminal light end up? In prism.
  146. Which fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa!
  147. Which stars wear glasses? Movie stars.
  148. Which type of books are the hardest to get through? Friction Books
  149. Which university did the hippopotamus go to study? Hippocampus!
  150. Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? They have all the solutions.
  151. Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything.
  152. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon? It was full!
  153. Why couldn’t the astronaut focus? He kept spacing out.
  154. Why couldn’t the geologist think of the joke? It was on the tip of her tungsten!
  155. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? They bonded well from the minute they met.
  156. Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To see Pluto!
  157. Why did no one buy the arborist’s book? It was a hard cell.
  158. Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
  159. Why did the amoeba cross the road? It was time to split.
  160. Why did the attacking army use acid? To neutralize the enemy’s base!
  161. Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere? It made him feel like he was in his element.
  162. Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast? He couldn’t put it down.
  163. Why did the chemistry lab blow up? Oxidants happen!
  164. Why did the firefly get bad grades at school? Because it wasn’t very bright!
  165. Why did the gene crossover? To get to the non-sister homolog!
  166. Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!
  167. Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.
  168. Why did the scientist take out his doorbell? He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
  169. Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
  170. Why did the woman break up with the zoologist? He was too cell-fish.
  171. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he has no-body to go with!
  172. Why didn’t the sun go to graduate school? Because it already had a million degrees!
  173. Why didn’t we have a bad cold season last year? All the viruses flu away.
  174. Why do bovine veterinarians like to travel? They’re very cultured.
  175. Why do plants hate algebra? It gives them square roots.
  176. Why do quantum physicists make bad pitchers? Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position
  177. Why do researchers look forward to Fridays? They can wear genes to work.
  178. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
  179. Why don’t geologists like scary movies? Because they’re petrified.
  180. Why don’t magnets have mates? Because they are polar opposites!
  181. Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular? It’s free of charge.
  182. Why is electricity the perfect student? It conducts itself so well.
  183. Why is it so hard to wake up in the morning? That’s because of Newton’s First Law – A body at rest wants to stay at rest.
  184. Why is quantum mechanics the original hipster? It described the universe before it was cool.
  185. Why is the moon so broke? It’s down to its last quarter.
  186. Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back!
  187. Why is the spinal column so audacious? Because he’s got nerve!
  188. Why is YouTube stable? It constantly buffers.
  189. Why was bee’s hair sticky? Because it used a honey-comb!
  190. Why were oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon wearing suits and ties? They were a formyl group.
  191. You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.

One-Liners

  1. A wasp, a bee, a hedgehog, and a mosquito all stab a fruitcake. It was a very sticky situation.
  2. An aeronaut’s head is often in the clouds.
  3. Bloom where you’re planet-ed.
  4. Can you keep a secret? My labs are sealed.
  5. Don’t let me amp your style.
  6. Gravity really keeps me grounded.
  7. Here’s my science homework. Better light than never.
  8. I can eat sugar with either hand. I’m ambidextrous.
  9. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
  10. If you plug your succulents into the wall, you get a power plant.
  11. It’s hard for trees to date ivy when they are so clingy.
  12. It’s hard to date a carb when they are so complex.
  13. Meteorology jokes aren’t funny because they are so predictable.
  14. No matter how popular antibiotics get, they will never get viral.
  15. Oh chemis-tree, o-chemis-tree, how lovely are thy branches.
  16. Our chemistry teacher tried to tell a joke but got no reaction.
  17. Photons have mass? Who knew they were Catholic?
  18. Physics is my favorite! I love all things wired and electri-ful.
  19. She says it doesn’t matter if I go to the party, so I guess it’s just antimatter.
  20. Simple machines always get dessert, they know how to say pulleys
  21. The yeast kept bullying the dough. It got a rise out of him.
  22. These leftovers are past their cell-by date.
  23. This is a once in a lifetime photon opportunity.
  24. Transformers hum to music because they don’t know the words.
  25. Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says I think I’ll have an H2O. The second one says I think I’ll have an H2O too and he died.
  26. Vampires prefer warmer climates to avoid frostbite.
  27. Watch varicose-ly or you’ll miss the reaction.

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