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111+ Travel Jokes: Adding Humor to Your Next Adventure

Are you planning your next trip? Whether you’re going solo or with a group of friends, laughter is always a great addition to any adventure. Traveling can sometimes be stressful, especially if things don't go as planned. Adding humor to your journey can help relieve stress and boost your mood. Jokes can also break the ice and create a more relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere, especially when traveling with people you don't know well. Sharing travel jokes with locals can also help you connect with them and learn more about their culture.

Geography Jokes

  1. I LIKE TO WRITE MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
  2. I’d love to travel to Finland...but I’m afraid I might disappear into FinAir!
  3. Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. They saw a sign, started crying and went home. The sign said, Disneyland Left.
  4. What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? Where on Earth have you been?
  5. What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
  6. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation? The Leaning Tower Of Pizza!
  7. Where is a teacher’s favourite holiday destination? Times Square!
  8. Which country is filled with the most germs? Germany!
  9. Which U.S. state is round at the ends and high in the middle? Ohio!
  10. Why don't aliens visit our planet? It has terrible ratings. One star.

Hiking Jokes

  1. Did you hear the joke about the hill? No one could get over it!
  2. Don’t love the water? Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment!
  3. Hipsters like to hike backcountry rivers. They’re less mainstream.
  4. How do crazy hikers get out of the forest? They take the psychopath
  5. I’m confused. The trail looked so flat on the map!
  6. My favorite trail mix includes songs from The Cranberries, Peanuts, and Eminem.
  7. These particular mountains give me a Rushmore than others.
  8. Want to know our plan for today’s hike? I’ll summit up nicely.
  9. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trailblazer!
  10. When going to the bathroom in the woods, you have to use the facilitrees.

Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock-knock Who’s there? Cameron. Cameron who? Cameron film are what we’ll need to take pictures!
  2. Knock-knock Who’s there? Ron. Ron who? Ron faster! There’s a tiger after us!
  3. Knock-knock Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip!
  4. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Buck and Ham. Buck and Ham who? Buck and Ham palace!
  5. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep-beep!
  6. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not! You are!
  7. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good! Hawaii you?
  8. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!
  9. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Romeo. Romeo who? Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!
  10. Knock-knock. Who’s there?. Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, we go swimming on Sundays, but we wanted to visit you instead!

Travel One-Liners

  1. Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane!
  2. Girls always travel in odd numbers because they can’t even.
  3. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
  4. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.
  5. I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it.
  6. I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb.
  7. I’d love to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
  8. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
  9. We’re all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
  10. You can’t make everyone happy, unless you’re a plane ticket.

Best Travel Jokes

  1. A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is?!
  2. Can’t decide if I need a hug, a dark coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or two months of travel.
  3. Don’t plan your vacation with a broken pencil. It’s absolutely pointless.
  4. German sausage jokes are just the wurst.
  5. How do fleas like to travel? They ‘itch hike.
  6. How do rabbits travel? By Hareplane!
  7. How do you know elephants love to travel? Because they always pack their trunk!
  8. I followed my heart, and it led me to the airport.
  9. I get so tired of waking up and not being at the beach.
  10. I want to go to Bora-Bora, but I’m too Pora-Pora.
  11. I wish I was a postcard. For less than $2, you can travel the world!
  12. I’ve got 99 problems, but I’m on vacation so I’m ignoring them all!
  13. My passport just called me. It’s super bored. Guess I have to travel then!
  14. Never fly on Peter Pan Airways. They neverland.
  15. Oceans are so friendly. They’re always waving at you.
  16. Person I tried to sue the airline that lost my luggage. Person B: Did you win? Person No, I lost the case.
  17. Sure, working is great. But, have you tried travelling?
  18. What did the Canadian pay for in case their car broke down on their road trip? Triple Eh.
  19. What did the lazy baguette do on holiday? It just loafed around.
  20. What do travelers like best about Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.
  21. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.
  22. What happens when you cross a snake and a plane? You get a Boeing constrictor!
  23. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.
  24. What made the librarian angry at the airport? His flight was overbooked.
  25. What’s the capital of Spain? S.
  26. Where did the cows decide to travel? Moo York.
  27. Where do bees like to go on vacation? Stingapore!
  28. Where do cows like to go on vacation? Moo York!
  29. Where do hamsters like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
  30. Where do honeybees use the bathroom on a long road trip? The BP station.
  31. Where do sharks like to go on vacation? Finland!
  32. Where do sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas!
  33. Who built the first plane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong brothers.
  34. Why can’t I find someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine?
  35. Why did the flight attendant apologize to the family of elephants? They were only allowed one trunk onboard.
  36. Why did the pirate book a vacation? He needed some ARGH and ARGH.
  37. Why did the robot book a vacation? He had to recharge his batteries.
  38. Why does nobody like the plane? It has a bad altitude.
  39. You must be from Ecuador, because you have the Quito my heart.

Vacation Jokes

  1. Do fish go on vacation? No, they’re always in school!
  2. Me: I’d love to travel more. The bank account: Like, to the park?
  3. My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.
  4. What does it cost to spend the day at the beach? A few sand dollars.
  5. What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree!
  6. What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!
  7. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation!
  8. Where do meteorologists travel to relax? The isobar!
  9. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for travelling!
  10. Why did the robot go on vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries!

Trip Jokes

  1. Don’t worry if our old car breaks down on our trip through Canada. I have Triple Eh.
  2. Drove through Covert, New York on a road trip once. Didn’t notice.
  3. I got gas for $1.99 at lunch. Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
  4. I love when flies won’t leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, tiny pest.
  5. If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.
  6. It’s fun to drive in the outback, but you’ll need to show koala-fications.
  7. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S? Automobile.
  8. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
  9. Where did the heart, liver, and kidney go on a road trip? Oregon
  10. Why couldn’t the frog find where he parked his car? He’d been toad.

Transportation Jokes

  1. I don’t want to take my dog on road trips! He can be such a bark seat driver.
  2. The food on the small aircraft wasn’t good…It was a little plane.
  3. What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician? A flying sorcerer!
  4. What happens if you take the five o’clock train home? You have to give it back!
  5. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies!
  6. What kind of car does Yoda drive around in? A Toyoda.
  7. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs on vacation? Hailing taxi.
  8. Which automobile is best for a family road trip across the ocean? A Honda Sea-RV.
  9. Who invented the first airplane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong Brothers.
  10. Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane? Because the flight was overbooked!

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