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100+ Funny Valentine's Day Jokes: Make Your Heart Flutter with Laughter

Looking for the perfect way to add humor to your Valentine's Day? Our collection of 100+ Valentine's Day jokes and puns is here to help! Whether you're writing a card, sending a text, or just want to break the ice, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face.

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Valentine's Day doesn't always have to be serious and romantic. Sometimes, a good laugh is the best way to show you care. Our jokes are:

  • Perfect for all ages
  • Great for cards and messages
  • Ideal for lightening the mood
  • A fun way to express your affection

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Top Valentine's Day Jokes and Puns

  1. What did one bee say to the other on Valentine's Day? I love you, honey!
  2. How did the farmer propose to his girlfriend? With hogs and kisses.
  3. What did the scientist write in their Valentine's card? We've got good chemistry.
  4. How do Jedis say I love you? Yoda best!
  5. What did one octopus say to the other on Valentine's Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
  6. How did the shark propose to her boyfriend? I chews you!
  7. How do you know a banana is in love? He's head of over peels.
  8. What did one french fry say to the other on Valentine's Day? You are one hot potato.
  9. What did one ketchup bottle say to the other? I love you from my head tomatoes!
  10. What did one lightbulb say to the other? I love you watts!
  11. What did one piece of bread say to the other on Valentine's Day? I loaf you you a lot.
  12. What did one scientist say to the other? I've got my ion you.
  13. What did one Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle say to the other? You are turtley awesome!
  14. What did one tiger say to the other? I'd be lion if I said I didn't love ya.
  15. What did the alien say to his girlfriend? You're out of this world.
  16. What did the apple say to the pear? You're one in a melon.
  17. What did the barista say to the other? I love you a latte.
  18. What did the chicken say to the other? You make an eggs-ellent date.
  19. What did the cucumber write in the pickle's Valentine's Day card? You mean a great dill to me.
  20. What did the daddy cat say to his kitten on Valentine's Day? You're purr-fect.
  21. What did the egg sandwich say to the orange juice? Don't go bacon my heart.
  22. What did the flame say to the candle on Valentine's Day? We're a perfect match!
  23. What did the fruit farmer say to her sweetheart? I love you berry much.
  24. What did the mommy lizard write in a Valentine's card for her baby lizard? You're one in chameleon!
  25. What did the piece of gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you!
  26. What did the scientist write to the other in her Valentine's Day card? We've got good chemistry.
  27. What did the watch say to his girlfriend? Will you be my Valen-time?
  28. What do slugs say on Valentine's Day? Will you be my Valen-slime?
  29. What do you call a ghost's sweetheart? Their ghoul-friend.
  30. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
  31. What do you call two turkeys on Valentines Day? Baste friends forever.
  32. What do you write in a sheep's Valentine's Day card? I love ewe!
  33. What is Cupid's favorite band? Kiss.
  34. What Valentine's Day message was in the squirrel's card? I'm nuts about you!
  35. What's the most romantic sea creature? A cuddlefish.
  36. What's the most popular ship on Valentine's Day? A relationship.
  37. What's the most romantic shape? Acute triangle.
  38. Where did Picasso take Monet for Valentine's Day? The heart museum.
  39. Which Whitney Houston song did the two birds dance to on their wedding day? I will owlways love you.
  40. Why did the fig take a prune out? Because he couldn't get a date.
  41. Why do skunks love Valentine's Day? Because they're scent-imental creatures.

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