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275+ Winter Jokes: Laugh Your Way Through the Cold Season

Winter can be a gloomy and cold season, but it doesn't have to be all doom and gloom. One way to brighten up your mood during the cold winter months is to share some laughter with some winter-themed jokes. Whether you're stuck inside on a snow day or waiting for the bus in the freezing cold, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Winter can be a tough season for many people. It's cold, dark, and often snowy, which can make it difficult to find joy in everyday life. However, laughter is one of the best ways to boost your mood and stay positive during the winter months. Winter jokes are a great way to bring some humor to your day and make the most of the cold season.

What Are Winter Jokes?

Winter jokes are jokes that are related to the winter season. They often involve common winter themes such as snow, ice, cold weather, and winter sports. Winter jokes can be silly, punny, or even a little bit dark, but they all have one thing in common: they're meant to make you laugh.

Winter Puns

  1. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken.
  2. Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter? He could really turn a freeze.
  3. Did you hear about the scarecrow in winter? She was ice-solated.
  4. Did you know that a cyclops’s favorite winter sport is sking? It’s like skiing, but with one eye.
  5. Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread? It’s a pita parka.
  6. How do people say their prayers in winter? Hail Mary.
  7. How do you keep from getting cold feet in winter? Don’t go around Brrrfooted.
  8. How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in winter.
  9. How is a throwing a dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter? They’re both flying information.
  10. What did one shepherd say to another shepherd on a cold winter’s night? I’m freezing. Let’s get the flock out of here.
  11. What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter? Apocalyptus.
  12. What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south? A bi-polar bear.
  13. What do you call a seagull during the winter? A brrrr-d.
  14. What do you call a tropical island in winter? Brrrrmuda.
  15. What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack? Abdominal snowman.
  16. What do you call drag racing in the winter? Snow drifting.
  17. What do you get when you milk a cow in the winter? Ice cream.
  18. What do you send to a sick friend in winter? A get well soon card-igan.
  19. What does a tiger wear in the winter? A stripy jumper.
  20. What does the latte wear in the winter? A beanie.
  21. What’s a mouse’s favorite winter sport? Mice-skating.
  22. What’s hard to get into, but even harder to get out of? A shower in winter.
  23. What’s the best part of school during the winter? Snow and tell.
  24. Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter? On the outside.
  25. Which animal do you want to be in winter? A little otter.
  26. Which type of turtles dominate the winter Olympics? Sliders.
  27. Why are winter days great? They’re snow much fun.
  28. Why did the winter Olympian pick his nose? He had a Luge-e.
  29. Why do bears like dogs in the winter? Because they are chilly dogs.
  30. Why do bees stay in their hive in winter? Swarm.
  31. Why do ducks fly South for the winter? Because it’s too far to waddle.
  32. Why do foxes have a winter coat? Because they’d get tangled up in a scarf.
  33. Why do musicians like the winter? So they can play cool jazz.
  34. Why do skeletons hate winter? They get chilled to the bone.

Winter Dad Jokes

  1. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.
  2. What did the snowman say after losing its arm? I'm never playing fetch again!
  3. What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.
  4. What do you call a snowman with abs? An abdominal snowman.
  5. What's an ig? A snow house without a loo!
  6. Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield? He only got 10% off.
  7. Why did the groom have cold feet? He went brrr-foot to the wedding!
  8. Why didn't the whistleblower go outside during the winter? He was Snowden.

Ice Jokes

  1. After six months of winter, all the snow finally melted. Noice.
  2. Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
  3. How did the snowman lose his head? Someone sat on his face.
  4. How did the winter squash pay for things? It used pumpkin bread.
  5. How do you get ice to melt faster? Talk to it and get into a heated argument!
  6. I got a job crafting toy models of the dwarves from Snow White. The pay sucks, but I’m not lying when I tell people I make seven figures.
  7. I just ran over one of Snow White’s dwarfs. He wasn’t Happy!
  8. I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today… Well, I’m guessing she was poor. She only had $1.00 in her purse.
  9. I used to be a fortune teller but I kept predicting snowstorms… It turns out I wasn’t using a crystal ball, it was a snow globe.
  10. Naughty Snow and Winter Jokes (for Grown-Ups Only!)
  11. Teacher: Write a short story. You have a strict 140-character limit. Student: Once upon a time, Snow White lived with 139 Dwarves. The end.
  12. What did the snow plower say to the car drivers before clearing snow? Snow problem.
  13. What did the snowflake say to the road? Let’s stick together.
  14. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  15. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids!
  16. What is Batman’s favorite food? Not much, just-ice!
  17. What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite mode of transportation? A tr-ICE-cycle.
  18. Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm? The snowbank.
  19. Where do you go to learn about the history of ice cream? Sundae School.
  20. Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink? The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
  21. Why are we only concerned about snowmen, not snowwomen? Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
  22. Why did the lady snowman divorce her husband? She found out he was going to a snow blower.
  23. Why did the snowman’s daughter become a stripper? Because he was so cold to her.
  24. Why is slippery ice like music? Because if you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat!
  25. Why should you experiment with thin ice? Because it’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
  26. Why was the snowman so brave? Because he had big snowballs.

It was so cold jokes

  1. It was so cold a streaker froze in mid-streak! Mayor Mitchell hung a plaque around his neck… we have to pretend he’s a statue until Spring.
  2. It was so cold I saw a Greyhound bus, and the dog was riding on the inside.
  3. It was so cold I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.
  4. It was so cold lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
  5. It was so cold our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.
  6. It was so cold people look forward to getting a fever.
  7. It was so cold people started chipping their teeth on soup!
  8. It was so cold Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.
  9. It was so cold the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.
  10. It was so cold the rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.
  11. It was so cold trees are chopping themselves into firewood.
  12. It was so cold we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.
  13. It was so cold when cows are milked, ice cream comes out.
  14. It was so cold you have to break the smoke off your chimney.
  15. It was so cold you have to open the fridge to heat the house.
  16. It was so cold you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).

Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call a ghost in the winter? Casp-brrr.
  2. What does a barbershop serve in winter? Cold cuts!
  3. What's the weatherman's favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
  4. Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
  5. Why did the bear keep getting fired? He always disappeared in the winter.
  6. Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.
  7. Why was the king penguin's wife so misunderstood? She was a total ice queen.
  8. How do mountains stay warm? They put on their snowcaps.
  9. How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken? Igloos it together.
  10. How was the snow globe feeling? A little shaken!
  11. What did one snowflake say to the other? You’re one of a kind.
  12. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrot?
  13. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?You’re too young to smoke!
  14. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?You hang around while I go on ahead.
  15. What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole? Snow business.
  16. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?Frosty the Doughman
  17. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?A cookie sheet!
  18. What happened when an icicle landed on the girl's head? It knocked her out cold!
  19. What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best? Owlgebra.
  20. Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily!
  21. Who were the snowman's parents? Mom and popsicle!
  22. Why was the little snowman sad? Cause he had a meltdown.

Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow...
  3. Knock, knock! Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys winter. What about you?
  4. Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are back again!
  5. Knock, knock! Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy a long cold winter coming!
  6. Knock, knock! Who's there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you!
  7. Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan awful cold right now.
  8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use telling, I can't remember!
  9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody home.
  10. Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? This weather is snow joke!
  11. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Emma! Emma who? Emma feeling bit cold out here let me in!
  12. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you.
  13. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
  14. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

Snow Jokes

  1. How can you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for Fresh Prints!
  2. How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  3. How do you get a snow monster to go away? Get into a heated argument.
  4. What did the investigator say to the snowman? Icy right through your lies.
  5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
  6. What do you call a prom in the North Pole? A snow ball.
  7. What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke!
  8. What does Jack Frost like best about school? Snow and tell.
  9. What does the snowman take when he's worried about melting? A chill pill.
  10. What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
  11. What falls from great heights but doesn't hurt? Snow.
  12. What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball.
  13. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball.
  14. What's the best way to scare a snowman? Talk about global warming.
  15. Why do reindeer have fur coats? Because they look silly in snow suits.

Winter One-Liners

  1. A tree’s first winter must be terrifying. Imagine the releaf they feel in spring.
  2. After dealing with dad-jokes all winter, I’m hoping to get him back this summer with some son-burns.
  3. Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
  4. I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
  5. I used to be a fortune teller but all I could predict was really cold winters. Then I found out the crystal ball shop had sold me a snow globe.
  6. It’s just coming into winter where I live, so I pitched a tent and put a disco ball inside. Because now is the winter of my disco tent.
  7. No one likes eating outside in the winter. It’s frost come, frost served.
  8. So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. Its a shame because he had such a great fall.

Snowman Jokes

  1. Did you hear about the rude snowman?He didn’t carrot all
  2. Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?It was glove at first sight
  3. How do Snowmen get their information?They search the Winter-net
  4. How do you scare a snowman? Get out a hairdryer.
  5. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
  6. What did the snowman say to his friend?Do you smell carrots?
  7. What do snowmen call their kids?Chill-dren
  8. What do snowmen call their offspring? CHILLdren.
  9. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Frosted Flakes!
  10. What do snowmen win at the Olympics?Cold medals
  11. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  12. What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?A meltdown
  13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frost bite.
  14. What is a snowman’s favorite snack?Ice Krispies
  15. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?Brrrr itos
  16. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?I.C.!
  17. What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?Chilly sauce
  18. Where do snowmen go dancing?At the snowball<h2>Why Are Winter Jokes Funny?</h2><p>Winter jokes are funny for a few reasons. First, they often play on common winter experiences that many people can relate to, such as slipping on ice or shoveling snow. Second, they can be silly or unexpected, which can catch you off guard and make you laugh. Finally, winter jokes often use wordplay or puns, which can be clever and amusing.</p><h2>Benefits of Laughing</h2><p>Laughter is not only a fun way to pass the time, but it also has many benefits for your mental and physical health. Laughing can reduce stress, boost your mood, and even relieve pain. It can also improve your immune system and help you connect with others. So, the next time you're feeling down, try telling a winter joke and see how much better you feel.</p>

Winter Animals

  1. What did the sign say in the reindeer stable? There’s snow place like home.
  2. What do polar bears like to eat in the cold? brrrrr-gers
  3. What do you call a cold penguin? A brrr-d.
  4. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? Owlgebra
  5. Why do birds fly south in the winter? It is too far to walk
  6. Why don’t polar bears like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!

Best Winter Jokes

  1. An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says, Listen, pal, my ice is up here.
  2. Did you hear about the Netflix series Summer to Winter? It never got a 5th season.
  3. Did you hear the serious story about winter? It’s snow joke.
  4. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? When the days get short, you only have to work a 30-minute work week.
  5. Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.
  6. Has the abominable snowman called? Not Yeti.
  7. How did the Snowman get to work? By icicle.
  8. How do mountains stay warm? Snowcaps.
  9. How do musicians keep the beat in winter? With a cold snap.
  10. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
  11. How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash.
  12. How do you call a cab in winter? You hail it.
  13. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for Fresh Prints!
  14. How do you keep from getting cold feet? Don’t go around BRRfooted!
  15. How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
  16. How do you know that a snowman was in your home? You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
  17. How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside? You chip your tooth on your soup!
  18. How do you scare a snowman? Two words: global warming.
  19. How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
  20. How does a snowman get around? He rides an icicle!
  21. How would you scare a snowman? Get a hairdryer!
  22. If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows.
  23. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy.
  24. If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one? A retail store.
  25. Is it quicker to be hot or cold? Hot is quicker, because you can catch cold.
  26. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you!
  27. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside!
  28. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again.
  29. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody’s business but mine.
  30. One snowman is under a tree, holding a red lightsaber…Another is in the sun, holding a green lightsaber. Red snowman: Come to the dark side. Green snowman: Why? all you do is terrorize people! Red snowman: Dude, we’re snowmen, the dark side; under the tree… Green snowman: Oh! Okay. Red snowman mumbling: Stupid.
  31. Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather. It’s snow joke.
  32. What are caribou calves given to wear? Hoof-me-downs.
  33. What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? A cold.
  34. What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby? Frost-bite.
  35. What did one Arctic murre say to the other? What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!
  36. What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?
  37. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
  38. What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? Where were you on the night of Sept. to March?
  39. What did the icy road say to the truck? Want to go for a spin?
  40. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? Freeze.
  41. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam!
  42. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A snowmobile!
  43. What did the snowman eat? Icebergs with chilifice sauce.
  44. What did the snowman have for breakfast? Frosted Snowflakes.
  45. What did the snowman order at the fast-food restaurant? An ice burger with extra cheese.
  46. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.
  47. What did the tree say after a long winter? What a re-leaf!
  48. What did the walrus say when it was late? I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.
  49. What did Yoda tell the snowman when he found out he had tunnel vision? All ICY is you!
  50. What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
  51. What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.
  52. What do snowmen do when the weather’s too hot for scarves and hats? They change into puddles.
  53. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
  54. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? Cold cream.
  55. What do you call a gangsta snowman? Froze-T.
  56. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
  57. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye deer.
  58. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.
  59. What do you call a snowman on wheels? A bICICLE.
  60. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.
  61. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum? A meltdown.
  62. What do you call a snowman that plays piano? Meltin’ John.
  63. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!
  64. What do you call a snowman without a carrot? Nobody nose.
  65. What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy!
  66. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together? A receding hare line.
  67. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? The letter D.
  68. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
  69. What do you use to catch an Arctic hare? A hare net.
  70. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.
  71. What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers? Chilly sauce.
  72. What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O! (H20)
  73. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear? A brrr grrr.
  74. What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen? The police combed the area.
  75. What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head? It knocked him out cold.
  76. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder.
  77. What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.
  78. What happens when you’re alone in the water and get too cold? You’re totally ice-olated.
  79. What is a female snowman called? A snow-ma’am.
  80. What is a skier’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
  81. What is a snowman’s favorite game? Ice Spy with My Little Eye.
  82. What is a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispy Treats.
  83. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!
  84. What is red, white, and blue over winter break? A sad candy cane.
  85. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter? Frosted Flakes!
  86. What kind of androids do you find in the Arctic? Snobots!
  87. What kind of cake do snowmen like? Any kind with lots of icing.
  88. What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday? The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.
  89. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold hard cash.
  90. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? The crack of dawn!
  91. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
  92. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
  93. What sort of cakes do snowmen like? The ones with thick icing.
  94. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? Snow and Tell.
  95. What type of diet did the snowman go on? The Meltdown Diet.
  96. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? Leeks.
  97. What video game do they play in igloos? Snow Fortnite.
  98. What was Frosty the Snowman’s career? He was in snow business.
  99. What’s a good winter tip? Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
  100. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice tea.
  101. What’s a snowman’s favorite meat? Cold cuts!
  102. What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo!
  103. What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays? A pointsetter!
  104. What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  105. What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
  106. Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in!
  107. Where do snowmen get the weather report? The Winternet.
  108. Where do snowmen put their money? Snowbanks.
  109. Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank.
  110. Which athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
  111. Which kids wear the biggest snow boots? The ones with the biggest feet!
  112. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? The outside.
  113. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt? Aunt Artica!
  114. Who were Frosty’s parents? Mom and Pop-Sicle.
  115. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They’re both below C level!
  116. Why are mountains always warm? They are wearing snowcaps.
  117. Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres? The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.
  118. Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake? Because snow man’s an island.
  119. Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
  120. Why did the boy only wear one snow boot? There was only a 50 percent chance of snow.
  121. Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town? He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow!
  122. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? Because she liked cool music.
  123. Why did the snowman turn yellow? Ask the dog.
  124. Why didn’t Guns N’ Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing? Axel Froze.
  125. Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake — and kept popping out of bed all night!
  126. Why do mummies like holiday gifts? Because of all of the wrappings.
  127. Why do programmers love winter? Because there are no bugs.
  128. Why do seals swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
  129. Why is Vanilla Ice popular in the winter? Ice Ice baby.
  130. Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
  131. Why was the snowman sad? Cause he had a meltdown.
  132. Winter’s coming so I’m knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?

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