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170+ Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time

Yo mama jokes are one of the most iconic and humorous types of jokes that exist. They have been around for centuries and continue to be popular today. These jokes are known for their clever wordplay and ability to make people laugh. Before we dive into the best yo mama jokes, let's first discuss what they are. Yo mama jokes are a type of insult humor that revolves around making fun of someone's mother. They typically begin with the phrase "yo mama" and end with a humorous punchline. These jokes have been around for centuries and have evolved over time to become more clever and funny.

Creative Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama's so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  2. Yo mama's so short when she plays fortnite she can hide under the freaking store.
  3. Yo mama's so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
  4. Yo mama's so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
  5. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
  6. Yo mama's so strict, she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.
  7. Yo mama's so strict, she locked you up in a tower.
  8. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
  9. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, she puts the sun out of business.
  10. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
  11. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade.
  12. Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention.
  13. Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said Moving.
  14. Yo mama's so poor, ducks throw bread at her.
  15. Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
  16. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
  17. Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
  18. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
  19. Yo mama's so poor, when I jumped in a puddle, she said, What are you doing in my bathtub?

Fat Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
  2. Yo mama's so fat she needs two watches for two different time zones.
  3. Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there was 4 quarters.
  4. Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her
  5. Yo mama's so fat that her belt size is ‘equator'
  6. Yo mama's so fat that her official job title is spoon and fork operator.
  7. Yo mama's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
  8. Yo mama's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
  9. Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.
  10. Yo mama's so fat that when she walked past the TV I miss three episodes.
  11. Yo mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number.
  12. Yo mama's so fat when she tried to weight herself and the scales said one at a time please.
  13. Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
  14. Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
  15. Yo mama's so fat, and old, that when God said Let there be light, he was just asking her to move out of the way.
  16. Yo mama's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
  17. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
  18. Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
  19. Yo mama's so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator
  20. Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
  21. Yo mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing's still printing.
  22. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
  23. Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it
  24. Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
  25. Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
  26. Yo mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
  27. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
  28. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
  29. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
  30. Yo mama's so fat, she gets group insurance
  31. Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the car wash to take showers.
  32. Yo mama's so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
  33. Yo mama's so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
  34. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: To be continued.
  35. Yo mama's so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
  36. Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
  37. Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their new world.
  38. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo mama's.
  39. Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
  40. Yo mama's so fat, that when she hauls ass it takes her two trips.
  41. Yo mama's so fat, when God said, Let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way.
  42. Yo mama's so fat, when she buys a fur coat, a whole species goes extinct.
  43. Yo mama's so fat, when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
  44. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
  45. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
  46. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
  47. Yo mama's so fat, when she got hit by a bus she asked, Who threw that rock?
  48. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
  49. Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
  50. Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet
  51. Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
  52. Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
  53. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
  54. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, The one on the roof
  55. Yo mama's so fat, when stepped on the scale it said, ‘To be continued.'

Dumb Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama's so dumb she sold her car to get gasoline money
  2. Yo mama's so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
  3. Yo mama's so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
  4. Yo mama's so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
  5. Yo mama's so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number.
  6. Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  7. Yo mama's so dumb, she failed a survey.
  8. Yo mama's so dumb, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
  9. Yo mama's so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
  10. Yo mama's so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.
  11. Yo mama's so dumb, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind.
  12. Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.
  13. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
  14. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
  15. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.
  16. Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
  17. Yo mama's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
  18. Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
  19. Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard about cookies on the Internet, she ate her computer.
  20. Yo mama's so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Old Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama's so old her driver's license is written with Roman numerals.
  2. Yo mama's so old her first car was a chariot
  3. Yo mama's so old she got sold while looking around the antique store
  4. Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Abraham carved into her yearbook.
  5. Yo mama's so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince
  6. Yo mama's so old she still owes Moses money.
  7. Yo mama's so old she took her driving test on a triceratops
  8. Yo mama's so old she washed up after the last supper.
  9. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
  10. Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.
  11. Yo mama's so old, her driver's license got hieroglyphics on it
  12. Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brings back memories.
  13. Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
  14. Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
  15. Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antiques store, and they didn't let her leave.
  16. Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
  17. Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was still just getting sick.
  18. Yo mama's so old, when she was young, rainbows were still black and white.
  19. Yo mama's so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died.
  20. Yo mama’s so old she helped write the ten commandments.

Stupid Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama's so stupid she thought fortnite was fork night.
  2. Yo mama's so stupid she thought light sabers had less calories.
  3. Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Star Wars was a war for stars.
  4. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  5. Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
  6. Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't read an audiobook.
  7. Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
  8. Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
  9. Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
  10. Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
  11. Yo mama's so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
  12. Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
  13. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said concentrate.
  14. Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a Covid test.
  15. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  16. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
  17. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
  18. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
  19. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
  20. Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, Drinks on the house, she got a ladder.
  21. Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
  22. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
  23. Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, Order in the court, she asked for fries and a shake.
  24. Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, Wait, you forgot the remote.

Ugly Yo Mama Jokes

  1. Yo mama's so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
  2. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
  3. Yo mama's so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves.
  4. Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
  5. Yo mama's so ugly, people dress up as her for Halloween.
  6. Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
  7. Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper.
  8. Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock.
  9. Yo mama's so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog'.
  10. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
  11. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
  12. Yo mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry.
  13. Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
  14. Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
  15. Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
  16. Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
  17. Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks.
  18. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into the dentist, they make her lay face down.
  19. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
  20. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
  21. Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad drops her off for work, he gets a fine for littering.

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